I need a laugh!

[estevie]

Ever get in a funk and not reallly have a reason for being there??

I have been a royal bitch, moody, freakin out...over nothing.

And no, its not pms.

I feel edgy..and mean. I'm not normally mean, but y'all should hear the things running thru my head as I read the board!!acckkkkkk! I hate feeling out of sorts.

Quick, someone say something funny!!!

 

[lovetoread]

Want some chocolate?

 

[christophe]

with almonds

 

[estevie]

Why yes, yes I do.


hmm, maybe it is pms...if thats the case...its early!

 

[Shaq]

I fuckin stink....no deoderant and long dog walks do not make for a pleasant body odor....please run me a bath...

 

[alexandraaah]

Could you be pregnant?

That wasn't funny?

 

[estevie]

LMAO...run you a bath...funny!

 

[Desert Rat]

A joke. http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/kiss.gif

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart for Valentine's day, but they had not been dating very long. After careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night."

All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

 

[christophe]

Could you be pregnant?

That wasn't funny?

medical science now knows what causes it

 

[estevie]

Could you be pregnant?

That wasn't funny?

No, had my tubes tied after last one. If I'm pregnant, thats not funny at all!

 

[estevie]

LOL, thanks Desert Rat!

 

[estevie]

medical science now knows what causes it

Well, you brought a smile to my face!! Where ya been hiding?

 

[christophe]

over here------------------------------------------------->

been a busy week

 

[estevie]

Ahhhhh, well...someones got to work!

 

[christophe]

working hard or hardly working...I am proficient at both!

 

[Shaq]

LMAO...run you a bath...funny!

Yay! I made you giggle....now I will get wings.....

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[christophe]

Re: Re: I need a laugh!

Can I just lick your.........ummm...nose instead?

can I watch!??????

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: Re: I need a laugh!

 

[Kitte]

A clitortoise!!!! thats the punchline now you figure out the joke

 

[estevie]

Re: Re: I need a laugh!

Can I just lick your.........ummm...nose instead?

Cat!!! *big smiles* Yep...I feel much better now! I'm in a funk, darlin, had a terrible day for no reason...I'm weirded out! Aaaccck!

Oh and yea, you can lick my...nose.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: Re: I need a laugh!

 

[estevie]

A clitortoise!!!! thats the punchline now you figure out the joke

Good god, has tortoise reached farther down in the dorkiness barrel?

I'll go see what I can find!

 

[miles]

estevie

Did I tell you the story about Cooter Green?

 

[estevie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I need a laugh!

awww...I hate when you feel like that.

*the tip of my tongue flicking out against the tip of your nose and then quickly sliding along your lips*

*I lick my lips..quickly tasting you as you slide by*

I don't know whats the matter with me..*shaking head* Weirded out is not a feeling I'm used to. I don't like it..*pout*