I need a dirty girl

[IndulgeYourself]

I want a very naughty, extra nasty, slutty woman

Apply, pm, state your interest, say it however you want.

 

[IndulgeYourself]

little dirty girl.. big dirty girl.. just a very dirty girl..

Anytime. Anywhere. Anyway. However many you want to include.

 

[IndulgeYourself]

A dozen viewers. Prediction 1: Mine 10: Men curious to see what my proposition was (most men can't resist the urge to see what the other one has for their own self-reassurance) Women:1 ("good luck buddy.. I want my coffee, my danish... and.. and.." lol, it's not that big a deal).. sigh.. I want the 70's back.. and the 80's back.. and the... horny women (oops... he asked for a lot there)

 

[bear25]

Your right, I looked. But not for self-reassurance. Just to see if you actually coaxed a dirty girl out of the group. As I am also interested in dirty girls

 

[IndulgeYourself]

Oh crap. I fucked up again. Okay.. lets fix this:

12 Viewers. 1: Mine. 5: Checking for self measured ability to comply 5: May I join the bandwagon for free, even though I won't post a thread asking for the same on my own (get your own bag [Fritos]) 1: .. ooops I may have over estimated.. 1: female but not gonna admit it [well not until it's appropriately innapropriate]

 

[Miss Eggroll]

...and 1: Female who's just adding to the soup to dilute the heavy seasoning of self-promotion.

Bump.

 

[IndulgeYourself]

I already have a very very nice, naughty, dirty girl. So it's not as though I need assurance they exist. .. Hmm.. However, if you safely apply your own [female] wanton imaginings, you could be in-tertained at least in mental virtual-reality. Men, feel free to use this thread for your own amusements [cough cough.. it may be a while before one of these women will admit even anonimously through a fictitional lit-name that such still exists]. I'm not unaware of those women who aren't shy. I just like to bring out the beast.. errr. best they can be. "Be all that you can be [army] in the gaaang bang {you fucking pervert!!! SLAAAP!}"

 

[IndulgeYourself]

...and 1: Female who's just adding to the soup to dilute the heavy seasoning of self-promotion.

Bump.

Baby.. I'm not self-promoting. I mean I would have... but then that implies insecurity. I arrived to see, to come, to indulge, and to enhance "your" times here as well as my own. Now I"m just killing time until my girl gets off work in 3 hours {apparently }. If I care to report of my mornings indulgences, she will most likely just shrug and say, okay.. you ready for me and [her] baby? My reply

ahem.. do I need promote myself or... can I just continue being me?

 

[Miss Eggroll]

Now I"m just killing time until my girl gets off work in 3 hours...

Sounds good to me. I like a guy that gives me 100% of his attention and doesn't have to divide it up between his real life and his cyber life. I'm not interested in being a "3 hour fill in."

 

[IndulgeYourself]

Sounds good to me. I like a guy that gives me 100% of his attention and doesn't have to divide it up between his real life and his cyber life. I'm not interested in being a "3 hour fill in."

Good description "cyber life". That's where many men really screw up their relationships. Simply because if they have a cyber life then they, in most cases, take away from their real life. For whatever reason. I'll be happy to give you 100 per-scent of my attention. A 3 hour fill in? Not that shallow of a timeline Miss Eggroll. I can be here anytime. I just thought I'd assure I wasn't a loser trying 2 market attention. I'm offering. Acceptance is the other 50% which makes the 100% a very interesting proposition worth checking out.

 

[seth6138]

you look like you deserve 100%, counts me out....

 

[IndulgeYourself]

Sounds good to me. I like a guy that gives me 100% of his attention and doesn't have to divide it up between his real life and his cyber life. I'm not interested in being a "3 hour fill in."

Oh, and by they way, I really really like eggrolls, and while I don't always need sauce to enhance, how would you describe your own "secret sauce"?

 

[Miss Eggroll]

Oh, and by they way, I really really like eggrolls, and while I don't always need sauce to enhance, how would you describe your own "secret sauce"?

You're knocking on the wrong door...

 

[IndulgeYourself]

You're knocking on the wrong door...

fuckin a.. it's worse than that.. I thought I was touching the right chimes... I stand corrected... and wondering how I knocked on the wrong door when there doesn't appear to be a doorway at this dead-end.

 

[IndulgeYourself]

You're knocking on the wrong door...

then again, sometimes the wrong door is the right door. {note to self... anal-retentiveness... nahh fuck dick-tionaries)

 

[Miss Eggroll]

fuckin a.. it's worse than that.. I thought I was touching the right chimes.. you may feel free to resume you're obstinace elsewhere o-deep-fried-one..ton

Typical response. Doesn't get what he wants, so resorts to insults. Very classy. My sympathies lie with your girl friend, though with an attitude like that, I can't imagine she'll stick around for long. Have a fun day!

 

[IndulgeYourself]

okay, I'll be more specific...

A really naughty, bad, taboo kinda girl

Apply, pm, state your interest. But please do so quickly. I'm wanting to play at this moment, not to check back later, etc. Anonymity assured by the simple fact it's your chat/email/pm without asking the wrong questions. The right question... well, did I really just see you touch yourself?

Dear Annointed Creator (whoever or whatever you are, comet duster),
"Please bring back the sexual revolution of the 2/3'rds 20th Century. Keep women's right to vote (as if male votes make a difference {nods to shithead lobbyist}), burning bras, men's right to envy chocolates gayfully, and hold they mayo--clinic liable for further male bashing." (well, okay it works for most Ms E-R, and to that effectiveness, you know).

You may be an oriental delight, but your fortune cookie has apparently led you to believe that you can discourage "this male" into thinking time is wasted herein. I'm not wasting time, response or no. Confucious say, "wisdom like Dali Llama.. " [you fill in the blanks, I've nothing to prove]

 

[IndulgeYourself]

Typical response. Doesn't get what he wants, so resorts to insults. Very classy. My sympathies lie with your girl friend, though with an attitude like that, I can't imagine she'll stick around for long. Have a fun day!

OMG.. you really are full of yourself. My girl is soooo spoiled by me. That's why after years and men and years and men, I'm the one she is sooo happy with. I just thought I'd join your pessimistic rejection with a little bullshit to get under your skin, if it didn't attract you as one that doesn't beg. She doesnt' beg, I don't beg, we just do. And you're a prime example of why I'M very happy after years and women and years and women. Done here. Now back to the orig...

(used wrong thread title)

Wanted, very dirty girl. Apply within or don't. I'm here to serve (oh baby, tell me what to doooo)

 

[IndulgeYourself]

my hour goal was up... yeah.



For sale: new hour of "wanna play oh wicked one?" Cheap. Best Offer. First Offer. Last Offer (well, I don't know about you, but I always find what I'm looking for in the last place I look.... it would be really really embarassing to keep looking )

 

[mrtnmoon]

count me as one of the mails checking in to see if you found any dirty girls. last offer? why do I doubt that? you've been here quite a while and checked in an awful lot for someone who was just going to be here an hour.

btw.... I have no idea how you and your girl are in real life, but I'd go with miss eggroll's assessment of your posts. seems like you have an attitude.

 

[IndulgeYourself]

Prime example. The afore responding Lit advocate, apparently presuming I need to pr my self attention and perhaps dependance on some "gullible" female to redeem my selfish interest, apparently has a deficiency (or has had, pardon, maybe, maybe not), in awesome male interaction. Now I'm not saying I'm the answer to all womens' wants and needs, I'm simply as damn close as I can be without sacrificing self worth. It's catch-me-if-you-can-22, all over again. Act awkward, unsure, inconsistent, or be a "yes-man", and you're obviously a male who is a loser. Come across with a little confidence, and a man's a self-indulged, and illusioned asswipe. Some women want something there in-between, and therein is futility itself as that indicates indeciseness and thereof the inability to choose one way or the other for fear of rejection. I want to have a little fun and turn a girl free to talk chat discuss or indulge herself with me in whatever fashion would be sexually stimulating. Yes. Redundancy, for it's diamond worth:

Wanted, a woman (or women, why limit them or me), who want to be very bad in a good way, without fear of entrapment or over exposure. Simple, decadent, and ... sigh.. this is the last time I'll explain. If you don't get it by now, then so watt.

 

[IndulgeYourself]

Thread question #1... (oooh.. boy)

Do PM's or private interchange intimidate a first time encounter?


*THRALL OF HANDS*

"Yes, you in the back with you're blouse undone, please proceed."

"Why do you need a first time encounter? Are you expecting or worried about something to happen?"

Far fuckin out.. Good go there.

"Ahem. If you don't have a first time encounter, then you don't h-a-v-e any fucking encounters happen. Next {dumb} ?"

 

[IndulgeYourself]

count me as one of the mails checking in to see if you found any dirty girls. last offer? why do I doubt that? you've been here quite a while and checked in an awful lot for someone who was just going to be here an hour.

btw.... I have no idea how you and your girl are in real life, but I'd go with miss eggroll's assessment of your posts. seems like you have an attitude.

May I please make a return assessment sir, since you have obviously joined ranks with those who are making your own.

"Do you always take it upon yourself to ass-u-me, or judge people, or are you under the impression I needed "ku-dos" from someone?"

Okay, I can come across like an ass, if you prefer that term, or you can go back to go, do not collect 200 horny points just yet, and see that I didn't start the shit, it came to me. I don't keep shit, so I get rid of it. New turd compactors (by comparison to the 80's models) are worthless. George Carlin: (if you know George, then you know what he said about this years ago) eos

You have a sexy or even associative female in contrast post something, not necesarily floating my boat ego shit, post, and see the diff. Oh crap, that makes me an assuming person attitude. LMAO.. whatever. For real though. Then, you and her may not have felt the need to point out your obvious experience of men women, cats, dogs, whatever, and someone else would probably be jealous because I got something going. I don't care. Go away.

I'll try a more world accepted approach next post. Thank you for helping to correct men that may be what you observed in your opinion. I despise arrogant cock-headed-ego's myself.

 

[IndulgeYourself]

Real man, without ego, looking to have a good time associating with a female who seeks to enjoy same, that isn't afraid to be a bit out of the box, outside of the line, sexually cyber, (phone is cool too, but I don't expect miracles ), who has female of 2 years and forever [as if I or anyone can control life, though it's planned], and wants to escape the norm bs, and just be cool. Convers, joke, share recipe's (umm. but this isn't Betty Crockerita), or lead up to sexual interchange [if nothing else so I have something extraordinary to share with same mentioned earlier in this post], etc.

I just want share fun. For real. [oxymoron #1029343: Literotica / Reality]

thanks



(aren't the sensitivity training classes imposed in the last few years working better than sex education or driver orientation ever did? Geeezuz)

 

[IndulgeYourself]

Oh hell... now the challenge is either too great, or too easy. NOT.

Time for some entertainment. (umm... any offerings for where I would view you're sexy form or situation? I will offer an example for what I'm asking)

[warning: I can be a bit strong in my sexual imag's]

The party was in full mode, people paired, grouped, etc, throughout the clubhouse / den. Many were already dancing to the sound of [Nickelback / Enigma ] with dirty grinding off and on. I couldn't help but see you off to one side sitting on a leather sofa, reclining, legs situated to allow a view of inner thigh. I also couldn't resist the urge to undress you mentally and envision the pink tender folds of your pussy caressing my tongue, willfully meshing with it's movements that made you want to slut it out right there in plain sight. To hell with preoccupation or self-denial your body language translated. And you didn't care if you were [alone / your boyfriend / husband nearby / your [family member] ] were in near proximity. You wanted attention, and it didn't matter if they [approved / were offended] for the things your own mind set standard for achieving what you [fantasized / wanted / craved / demanded]....

You get the drift.