"I need a comedian"

[Sillyman]

So I'm at this little coffee shop/art gallery thing we have in town, and I'm chatting with the owner. He says off handedly that he wants to find a comedian.

I tell him I'm a comedian.

He asks me if I know where to find any comedians.

I tell him that I don't know, but I'm a comedian.

He says comedy is really an artform, and then tells me again he really needs a comedian.

I tell him I'm a comedian.

He says he hates comedians that are like Fuck This and Fuck That, and that he really needs a comedian.

I say I'm not like that and that many people think I'm funny.

He says he needs a comedian.

I ask how much the cookies are.

 

[michaelmt1]

I Didnt realise Ronald Reagan was still running a business.

Sad day when he resigned from public life such a wealt of material died.


Mike

 

[scylis]

any ideas where i could find a comedian?

 

[red_rose]

Say... you wouldn't happen to know where I could find a comedian, would you?

 

[red_rose]

Damn you, scylis!!

 

[scylis]

ha HA!!

 

[Sillyman]

any ideas where i could find a comedian?

In this alley over here. Come unarmed; he gets nervous otherwise.

 

[Sillyman]

Say... you wouldn't happen to know where I could find a comedian, would you?

In this bed over here. Come unclothed; he gets nervous otherwise.

 

[scylis]

In this alley over here. Come unarmed; he gets nervous otherwise.

well, fuck that then!

 

[SlowHand89]

So how much were the cookies?

 

[red_rose]

In this bed over here. Come unclothed; he gets nervous otherwise.

Well fuck me then!

Heh.

 

[cybergirly]

How much were the cookies?

 

[SlowHand89]

How much were the cookies?

 

[sunstruck]

A coffeshop/art gallery with stand up comedy? If the waitresses were drag queens I'd say you were in my town.

 

[cybergirly]

What? I'm curious

 

[Sillyman]

How much were the cookies?

50 cents.

and sunstruck, the waitress is a surly asian woman.

 

[SlowHand89]

What? I'm curious

me too, but I beat you to it. I think it's the first time in my Lit history that I posted first. Sorry, I shouldn't gloat but I think the rules say I have to.

 

[sunstruck]

50 cents.

and sunstruck, the waitress is a surly asian woman.

Did she have an adam's apple?

 

[cybergirly]

me too, but I beat you to it. I think it's the first time in my Lit history that I posted first. Sorry, I shouldn't gloat but I think the rules say I have to.

Damn, and I didn't even notice.


only 50 cents? Were they any good?

 

[naudiz]

I don't get it.

 

[Sillyman]

Did she have an adam's apple?

I know she's fucking the owner. If she has an Adam's apple, it would just be too odd.

 

[michaelmt1]

What sort of Cookies did you get.



Mike

 

[Sillyman]

What sort of Cookies did you get.



Mike

Peanut Butter. And yes, they were very good.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Damn, you are funny.

 

[Sillyman]

Damn, you are funny.

Thank you. I endeavor to be amusing.