I missed my chance

[sweetnpetite]

to enter the holliday contest. The deadline was today.

I was thinking about a lesbian interracial story about a blond working at the mall as an elf and getting it on with a cute aisian co-worker elf girl after hours.

I suppose I could still do it for December, but I'm disapointed in myself cause I now have zero chance at that $500 prize

 

[damppanties]

SnP,

I entered in the first week and I still have a zero percent chance at the $500.

 

[whispering_surrender]

SnP,

I entered in the first week and I still have a zero percent chance at the $500.

DP, maybe we should form a club, as I'm in a similar situation? We can let SnP join on a special exemption.....*smile*

Whisper

 

[oggbashan]

I knew I had zero chance before I entered.

My first story is scoring too low, as I knew it would. My second story won't reach 25 votes. The third story won't be finished in time.

There is always next year but I know I won't win that.


Og

 

[whispering_surrender]

Og, you can be in our club too! And look on the bright side....so far, you're the only guy in a club full of women.....*wink*

Whisper

 

[oggbashan]

That's where I like to be.

Except - I didn't enjoy being the only male at the ante natal class when my wife was delayed by traffic and the other husbands had chickened out.

Og

 

[whispering_surrender]

That's where I like to be.

Except - I didn't enjoy being the only male at the ante natal class when my wife was delayed by traffic and the other husbands had chickened out.

Og

*laughs softly* Well, good on you for not chickening out!

Whisper

Ps. Your membership card may take 4 to 6 weeks for delivery....

 

[oggbashan]

I became unpopular at that class because I did the homework and read the handouts. My excuse was that it was our first baby.

The real reason I was unpopular was because I didn't have a large lump and sagging breasts to haul around. I could move easily. The women didn't like the reminder that once they too could get up off the floor without grunting.

They didn't mind me being a man. They did mind showing me the indignity of late pregnancy.

Og

 

[whispering_surrender]

One of the few benefits of being a "sturdy" body type is that I never minded being pregnant. I had a fairly easy time carrying a BIG baby. I was a waitress, and worked up until a few hours before I was in labor, serving a holiday dinner. *grin* Why did I tell you that? Oh, yes...right, so I was the woman in class that pissed the other women off with a certain "lack of indignities". You have my condolences.....nothing is capable of more viciousness than a pregnant female.

Whisper

 

[Guest]

I thought I'd missed my chance. I'm still writing my NaNo novel and I lost track of the dates. On Friday it hit me that there were only two days left before the cut-off date for submissions, so I spent the day writing a story I'd been planning for a while. I was pretty pleased with the results, but ideally I could've had a bit more time to work on it. Oh well, not much chance of being placed in the top five, but I do like taking part in these things.

Lou

 

[Icingsugar]

Personally, I didn't even try.

I'm a little bit sorry that I'm not feeding the Lit community any smut at the moment, but I'm up to my elbows in the NaNo novel.

 

[Quasimodem]

This Winter Holiday Contest I entered for the first time.

I am still prone to do sudden (mental) hand springs when I recall that I have qualified for the contest.

I have even received feedback requesting that I write a sequel. Previously, anonymous feedback suggestions were along the line of, "You can't write and should seriously consider quitting." (Except, that they employed several terms for species propagation, and various bodily excretions.)

During this contest, I have seen my first "H" – no matter how briefly - beside qualifying and receiving a record quantity of feedback. I am quite pleased with the results.

I have seen the kind of numbers other stories generate, however, so I have not begun composing any acceptance speech at this juncture.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

If you really want a shot at first prize, forget your story ideas. The Doctor will tell you what to write:

A single mom with a lovable kid is distaught because she can't afford to buy much in the way of presents. A Wonderful Man comes into her life on Xmas eve (a department store Santa is always good) and she finds love and romance--not to mention fabulously hot sexual gratification--under the tree as the snow falls outside. Maybe they hear sleigh bells on the roof. In any case, they all have a wonderful Christmas after that, because the man becomes the kid's new daddy, and we learn (to our astonishment, I suppose) that love is the greatest gift of all.

Guaranteed winner. Mark my words.

---dr.M.

 

[whispering_surrender]

If you really want a shot at first prize, forget your story ideas. The Doctor will tell you what to write:

A single mom with a lovable kid is distaught because she can't afford to buy much in the way of presents. A Wonderful Man comes into her life on Xmas eve (a department store Santa is always good) and she finds love and romance--not to mention fabulously hot sexual gratification--under the tree as the snow falls outside. Maybe they hear sleigh bells on the roof. In any case, they all have a wonderful Christmas after that, because the man becomes the kid's new daddy, and we learn (to our astonishment, I suppose) that love is the greatest gift of all.

Guaranteed winner. Mark my words.

---dr.M.

Now he tells us....when it's too late to steal it properly.....*sigh*

Whisper

 

[Black Tulip]

If you really want a shot at first prize, forget your story ideas. The Doctor will tell you what to write:

A single mom with a lovable kid is distaught because she can't afford to buy much in the way of presents. A Wonderful Man comes into her life on Xmas eve (a department store Santa is always good) and she finds love and romance--not to mention fabulously hot sexual gratification--under the tree as the snow falls outside. Maybe they hear sleigh bells on the roof. In any case, they all have a wonderful Christmas after that, because the man becomes the kid's new daddy, and we learn (to our astonishment, I suppose) that love is the greatest gift of all.

Guaranteed winner. Mark my words.

---dr.M.

Really? The only things different in my story are: just sex and no Santa but our own Dutch version.

That explains the miserable numbers.

 

[raphy]

Now he tells us....when it's too late to steal it properly.....*sigh*

Whisper

I hate you, Dr M.

 

[RenzaJones]

Hey can the Mrs. And I get in the club on a two for one deal since we did a story together

 

[RenzaJones]

damn double post

 

[whispering_surrender]

Hey can the Mrs. And I get in the club on a two for one deal since we did a story together

As the self-appointed club dictator for life *grin* I say, of course you can!

Whisper

 

[Guest]

Love the AV, Renza!

Lou

 

[RenzaJones]

As the self-appointed club dictator for life *grin* I say, of course you can!

Whisper

yay

BTW we took a silent secret ballot and we're the treasures so send us the money for you "dues"

VIsa and american express welcome

 

[whispering_surrender]

yay

BTW we took a silent secret ballot and we're the treasures so send us the money for you "dues"

VIsa and american express welcome

Um....*checks empty wallet*......You wouldn't be interested in some sort of "barter" would you???

Whisper

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I thought I had missed the boat too, but was pleased to find my story posted this morning with the last entries.

Of course that having chosen a category where 80% of the stories in the top list don't even have the necessary 25 votes makes winning anything a tad more difficult...

 

[RenzaJones]

Love the AV, Renza!

Lou

ditto and thanks

What do you mean by barter WS (we aren't takiung anybody's whiney screamy first born ) We will however take shoes

 

[whispering_surrender]

What do you mean by barter WS (we aren't takiung anybody's whiney screamy first born ) We will however take shoes

I'm pretty attached to my first born.....(who isn't whiney screamy, by the way....) However, I think I could come up with shoes.....What size?

Whisper