I miss Sparky...

OOoohhh, he must have been the guy to get stuck in a portapottie for three days. Only Sparky would think to get stuck in a portapottie.
 
KillerMuffin said:
OOoohhh, he must have been the guy to get stuck in a portapottie for three days. Only Sparky would think to get stuck in a portapottie.

truer words have never been spoken.
 
Please God, don't let Sparky get stuck in a portapottie for any length of time. The threads would all deal with analyzing the contents for weeks afterwards......


Nooooooooooooooo
 
False alarm the man was 63 years on and in Vienna.

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VIENNA (Reuters) - A man was trapped for more than three sweltering days in a portable toilet after fleeing from muggers, a newspaper said on Tuesday.

The 63-year-old victim's ordeal began on Wednesday when he was hit on the head and robbed by two men in Vienna, according to the Kurier.

The muggers then chased him through the streets until he spied the mobile lavatory and locked himself in.

But his assailants flipped the toilet over with the door face down so that he could not get out, the paper said.

"He screamed again and again for help and banged against the walls, but nobody heard him because it was on a very busy crossroads," a policeman was quoted as saying.

His traumatic experience ended on Sunday morning when the man managed to break open one of the vents and flag down a startled passer-by.

Kurier said temperatures inside the cramped plastic container must have soared well above the 86 degrees Fahrenheit heat outside during his 80-hour ordeal.

A police spokeswoman told Reuters she could not confirm the details of the man's story as he was still very confused.
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But it sure sounds like a Sparky thing, getting trapped for three days in a portapottie on a busy intersection. Maybe this guy's a relative?
 
I peed in a porto- potty once. Once, in camp, 23 years ago. If you go into one of those things you get what you deserve. I would defecate in my shoe before I would enter one of those things...luckily I haven't had to. ;)
 
Last time I used a portapottie was at an outdoor Jimmy Buffet concert, YUCK disgusting, went into the woods after that!
 
Sparky wouldn't get "stuck" in a port-o-let for 3 days.

He'd go there willingly in the first place. :p
 
sniff

Sparky was the first person here on the Lit to say hello!!

*evil Grin* I hope he gets lots of holes in one whilst on his trip!:D
 
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