I Miss Miles

[TN_Vixen]

As Founder and Member of the Miles Fan Club... I want to publicly announce that the BB isn't the same without his caustic wit during the day.

Everyone who misses him post here so that he sees it later tonight when he gets home.

There are prizes for those who wish to be a member of the Miles Fan Club. I have a poster of his dick enlarged and in full color that's fun for hours of entertainment. Put it on the BR ceiling or on the refridgerator door... or just lie on it at night- it'll illicit naughty dreams.

 

[Purple Haze]

If I join, does it mean that I have to let him fuck me?

I know he wants to, but keep the poster.

I'd much rather have one of you, Vixie, all covered with Wesson oil and Viking horns.

 

[Marxist]

There are prizes for those who wish to be a member of the Miles Fan Club. I have a poster of his dick enlarged and in full color that's fun for hours of entertainment. Put it on the BR ceiling or on the refridgerator door... or just lie on it at night- it'll illicit naughty dreams.

Hello? *sound of shadows on pillows and a deep echo*


Alright, I'll join. I needed a new practice target for my 12 gauge anyway.











how could you? miles over moi? what did i do to deserve this? come visit me and i'll make it alright. i promise, i'll be good to you this time.

 

[TN_Vixen]

If I join, does it mean that I have to let him fuck me?

No, ball-fondling isn't out of order, though.

Viking Horns.. heh Nice imagery, that.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Hey Negro At Large

I knew you secretly harbored a crush on miles. Begging to be a member of his fan club - aren't you ashamed of yourself? Fine line between love and hate, eh?









be good to me? yeah right. I fell for that once, there won't be a second time. I told you I only let Hazie butt-fuck me anyway.

 

[Marxist]

Fine line? No, I've always loved Miles, he just never loved me back. That was hurt, not anger.















listen vixen, the only reason i'm on this thread is to tell you how much i need you. PH wouldn't have a clue as to how to satisfy your desires. his dick's purple for crying out loud. give me a call.

 

[Purple Haze]

I've always loved Miles, he just never loved me back.

You might want to try some Wesson oil and the Viking horns.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Actually PH

I think he goes for your makeup & purple dick.














what? Now you're dissin' purple dicks? I'll have you know that it's not every Tom Dick & Harry that sports a purple dick. There's something to be said for novelty. Try again.

 

[Marxist]

You might want to try some Wesson oil and the Viking horns.

Purple you've got your ways, I've got mine. Besides, Miles doesn't go for that whole gay sex thing. He just wants a woman to fuck him in the ass like a REAL MAN.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=51699&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

I was just looking to make nice. Not engage in a Clark Gable homo thing (not that there's anything wrong with that if you're CG or gay).












Ok, i can't take it. Either you get rid of Bozo or you get no more of my mighty mouse. It's at least 4 inches hard. Come on.....

 

[Guest]

I've always enjoyed Miles and I miss his wit.




Where did he go, anyways?

 

[Purple Haze]

Obviously my way is working, and you can't get miles or TN_Vixen to fuck you.

It could be your pimpmobile and the Rick James eight-track that's turning them off. It didn't work for me either.

Besides, my dick isn't purple, it's white, with green hair and lipstick on the mouthpiece.









What's with the whispering, we don't all need hearing aids, old man.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Besides, my dick isn't purple, it's white, with green hair and lipstick on the mouthpiece.

You fraud! Did you paint it purple that time or what? Now that I think about it, I never really saw it - it was up my ass. heh

I can be so ladylike sometimes, can't I?









now Mighty Mouse (I like that nick for you, it's staying) are you giving me an ultimatum? Tell ya what, if you promise not to tell jokes during "the act" it's a deal. Hazie is always doing that and then laughing hysterically. It's nervewracking.

 

[Harbinger]

All I know is he's damn funny. You can keep the poster, though. Sounds like it would give me nightmares.

 

[Guest]

Never fear.......Miles is always near


Hi Harrrrrby,

holding your ears *smooooooooooch* on the lips


my but you're tasty

 

[Harbinger]

(yawn)

Beat it, small fry. Trolls your size just get stuck between my teeth.

 

[Laurel]

Count me in.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Okay, I just want to pester the hell out of him. I always did have fun getting a rise.

 

[estevie]

I'm here! I miss Miles too!

Send that poster to:

756 T*******
L******, OH *****
(hehee!)

I'll be waiting anxiously! Hurry up!

 

[*bratcat*]

what was that address again??

 

[Kymberley]

just where is he anyway?

I should really peek in here more often. I didn't even know he was missing.



But I love reading his posts.

 

[*bratcat*]

he works out of an office now

 

[Calamity Jane]

Dammit Miles! Who said you could get a real job?

I'll take two of those posters please!

 

[miles]

I miss you guys, too

I really miss that 30 second commute and bouncing back and forth between Lit and alleged work. Unfortunately the work began paying alleged money and I began going alleged broke.

Thanks for the kind words, guys.

 

[miles]

Myst

Like the one you posted that said I was psychotic because I harassed women who refused to "play" with me?

 

[ZoeKat]

hmm can i join?

hey Miles..your own fanclub! that's gotta be pride-swelling

I just looove the wicked sense of humour and i can't get enough of the cary grant? av...the only av's i like better are posicle Ruby, Mae's eyes and Nessus's slice an' dicer..

hmm well if you're really broke..there's a few people in here who might pay you for a lapdance..LOL..just kidding, money prob's suck.