I miss Mia.

[WestMich69]

Mia was the pretty Indian maiden that graced the Land o Lakes butter label for so long. She has been replaced by photos of farmers and some of the lady farmers are pretty hot... I think one of them did some soft core porn when she was younger.

 

[islandman]

If butter is your thing then just watch Last Tango in Paris and call it a day.

 

[silver gurl]

Butter can be slick.
Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Butter can be slick.
Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Mayonnaise is better than butter, though.

well, at least for making grilled cheese sammiches.

The ingredients in storebought mayonnaise have a higher smoke point than butter, which means your grilled cheese lunch is more foolproof. You can cook the sandwich over (slightly) higher heat for a crisper exterior and fluffier interior. ... Mayonnaise is also way easier to spread across your bread.

https://www.southernkitchen.com/articles/eat/can-you-really-make-a-better-grilled-cheese-with-mayonnaise

this is an old chef's trick and yes, it works. Trust me.

fuck's sake, trust science, y'all. it's the only thing that's gonna save us right now!

 

[spacekowboy]

Goddammit I'm trying to watch my carbs and mo'fuckas in here talking about some grilled cheese.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Goddammit I'm trying to watch my carbs and mo'fuckas in here talking about some grilled cheese.

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[raindancer]

Fuck mia.



But I'd fuck for a grilled cheese.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fuck mia.



But I'd fuck for a grilled cheese.

butter or Zumi style?

 

[Saint Peter]

Fuck mia.



But I'd fuck for a grilled cheese.

Order up!!

 

[Saint Peter]

*ding ding*

 

[raindancer]

I don't want no stinkin' e-grillled cheese. This is not 2005. E-fucking will not suffice. I need real cheese, real melted butter, and real love-making.

Damn it. All to hell.

 

[bodysong]

Soy-based cheese is not compatible with a tuna melt.

Fuck that.

Olive oil is fine for the grilling of bread, if the cheese is compatible. Otherwise, butter.

We have a Mia on the GB, but I have not seen her av for a long time, thank you very much.



April 29, 2020

In 2018, the company changed the image by cropping it to a head shot.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...-land-olakes-maiden-she-was-never-stereotype/

Old rumor, that the butter maiden's knees could replace her covered chest area, to resemble
breasts. Is that why the kneeling maiden was replaced ?

 

[spacekowboy]

Love making is ass.

 

[CabanaJack]

Mia was the pretty Indian maiden that graced the Land o Lakes butter label for so long...

I have no idea where I heard it, but one of my first exposures to "porn" was being told about how her knees made reasonable breasts if you folded the image or cut the knees out and placed them on top of the Land O'Lakes logo that she's holding.

EDIT: Ah, bodysong already pointed this out as I was editing my post

 

[MonaLittle]

Mmmm grilled cheese and tomato soup

 

[TarnishedPenny]

I don't want no stinkin' e-grillled cheese. This is not 2005. E-fucking will not suffice. I need real cheese, real melted butter, and real love-making.

For the win!

 

[Sean]

Mmmm grilled cheese and tomato soup

Tomato soup is Satan's semen. Scotch Broth, however, is the dog's bollocks.

 

[pointless]

yeah, you know that sounds equally bad, right? i mean, i know the slang, but dog's bollocks? yeah, that doesn't exactly sound appetizing.

 

[Sean]

yeah, you know that sounds equally bad, right? i mean, i know the slang, but dog's bollocks? yeah, that doesn't exactly sound appetizing.

Mutt's nuts?

 

[thehaircutgirl]

i remember vetteman wanting to "toss some libs" not knowing what tat meant.

 

[Saint_Ann]

And her momma.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Mayonnaise is better than butter, though.

well, at least for making grilled cheese sammiches.

The ingredients in storebought mayonnaise have a higher smoke point than butter, which means your grilled cheese lunch is more foolproof. You can cook the sandwich over (slightly) higher heat for a crisper exterior and fluffier interior. ... Mayonnaise is also way easier to spread across your bread.

https://www.southernkitchen.com/articles/eat/can-you-really-make-a-better-grilled-cheese-with-mayonnaise

this is an old chef's trick and yes, it works. Trust me.

fuck's sake, trust science, y'all. it's the only thing that's gonna save us right now!

I’m going to have to give this a try. I like my breads crispy.

 

[Dribble]

Mayonnaise is better than butter, though.

well, at least for making grilled cheese sammiches.

The ingredients in storebought mayonnaise have a higher smoke point than butter, which means your grilled cheese lunch is more foolproof. You can cook the sandwich over (slightly) higher heat for a crisper exterior and fluffier interior. ... Mayonnaise is also way easier to spread across your bread.

https://www.southernkitchen.com/articles/eat/can-you-really-make-a-better-grilled-cheese-with-mayonnaise

this is an old chef's trick and yes, it works. Trust me.

fuck's sake, trust science, y'all. it's the only thing that's gonna save us right now!

I fancy myself as a pretty decent cook...i tried mayo a few years back on a whim. I never went back to butter.

 

[MonaLittle]

Tomato soup is Satan's semen. Scotch Broth, however, is the dog's bollocks.

I’ll look up the recipe, try it out and get back to you.