I Miss Hanns

[Lancecastor]

He's been gone for only an hour and I miss him already.

The way he would call us all "cunts"...

How he was going to "mack" us....

Rape, kill, maim and torture us....

That kooky way he'd get all mental and start spelling funny...

The wide threads....

The floods....

*sniff *

 

[Freya]

Oh Lance, don't worry. He's still here, inside all of us somewhere. We can keep his memory alive.

 

[Darkthought]

Oh Lance, don't worry. He's still here, inside all of us somewhere. We can keep his memory alive.

I don't like the idea of Hanns inside me.

Don't like it at all, thanks.

 

[Mischka]

You two are perfect for each other.

 

[Lancecastor]

He's still here, inside ...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Cunt has become my favorite adjective and all because of Hanns.

*sniff*

 

[Lancecastor]

You two are perfect for each other.

I was one of his Top Three Cunts...

 

[Cerberus666]

Tissue Lance?

 

[Sillyman]

Cunt has become my favorite adjective and all because of Hanns.

*sniff*

Are you sniffing cunts again Ruby?

 

[sunstruck]

I was one of his Top Three Cunts...

Don't worry Lance, you'll always be the number one cunt in my eyes. Hanky?

 

[Lancecastor]

one cunt in my eye...

Thought you were fucked in the head.

*sniff*

Yes please...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Are you sniffing cunts again Ruby?

It's been months, Silly, months. That is several weeks in a row, all adding up to months, without any cunt sniffing.

It's very sad.

 

[sunstruck]

Thought you were fucked in the head.

Oooo! Creative.

 

[Mischka]

I wasn't talking about you and Hanns, Lance. You and Freya post well and often together.

 

[bknight2602]

Go and wash your mouth out with lye. Thanks heavens he's gone.

 

[Freya]

I wasn't talking about you and Hanns, Lance. You and Freya post well and often together.

It's tiresome logging on and off to do it, but boy I/we have fun.


*sarcasm added for effect only, of course*

 

[Sillyman]

It's been months, Silly, months. That is several weeks in a row, all adding up to months, without any cunt sniffing.

It's very sad.

That is tragic. We need to fix that situation immediately. I'll start a telethon.

 

[Lancecastor]

I wasn't talking about you and Hanns, Lance. You and Freya post well and often together.

You're trying to drive a wedge between me and Hanns again...aren't you?

Bitch.

 

[Cherry]

oh dear ...

Don't worry Lance, you'll always be the number one cunt in my eyes. Hanky?

There goes that nasty Lance picking a fight with sunstruck again!

 

[Lancecastor]

Oooo! Creative.

I'm trying...but it's not the same without old GrumpyGlock around, you know what I mean?

Cuntface. Shitwit....See...it doesn't have the same zip to it.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: oh dear ...

There goes that nasty Lance picking a fight with sunstruck again!

Thanks...*sniff* ....that helped a little.

 

[Freya]

Re: oh dear ...

There goes that nasty Lance picking a fight with sunstruck again!

heh.

 

[seXieleXie]

That is tragic. We need to fix that situation immediately. I'll start a telethon.

well, i'll be on the west coast again in just a number of days

 

[Mischka]

It's tiresome logging on and off to do it, but boy I/we have fun.


*sarcasm added for effect only, of course*

I don't believe you are the same person. You two play together often on the Boards. If one posts, the other is sure to play off that person's post. There are other similar pairings here. I was just commenting, and did not intend to imply anything more than that.

 

[Freya]

I don't believe you are the same person. You two play together often on the Boards. If one posts, the other is sure to play off that person's post. There are other similar pairings here. I was just commenting, and did not intend to imply anything more than that.

I know - hence the edit about the sarcasm. I was just playing around.