I miss Bill Clinton

[Sandia]

You have to admit, the guy was funny...
He was like a big Santa Claus with a hard-on. He always sounded like he was about to share a really funny joke.

Bush is funny too, but in a sad desperate kind of way... He always sounds like he can't quite think of the right word to say.

 

[Ice Cold]

Monica misses him too.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

come back Bill, all is forgiven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nora]

Didja see the blurb about him on the front page today, Sandia?

Wonder just what it is he does that makes him such a good fundraiser? *snickergiggle*

 

[BustyTheClown]

Bush is funny too, but in a sad desperate kind of way... He always sounds like he can't quite think of the right word to say.

Oh, Sandia, I mourn the day we lost Clinton as a President and "gained" Dubya the slack-jawed yokel! The reason Bush can't think of the right word to say probably has to do with all the electricity and lethal drugs he was exposed to during his long reign as governor in Texas -- you know, while he was executing all those people he was "100% certain were guilty."

That smirking, glassy-eyed numbnuts bastard can kiss my white Anglophiliac ass.

The twat.

Grr.

 

[hogjack]

You won't have to miss him much longer...

... the negotiations for Bill Clinton to host a talk show are serious from everything I read.

Consider that his administration courted the entertainment industry corporations and with de-regulation of the radio and television markets opened up a consolidation of those industries under a few powerhouse companies (for example Clear Channel, in the US, is a market dominator on the AM/FM radio dial).

He's going to get a reward at some point for opening up the floodgates.

Plus he is a proven winner in demographics that sponsors covet.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

but you have to admit, for sheer entertainment value, NOTHING can beat bush version 1.0. The day Dan Quayle left office, thousands of comics spent the day crying.

However, Shrubs good for comedic fodder as well...Robin Williams whole thing about him during his most recent HBO special had me rolling.

 

[weed]

You have to admit, the guy was funny...
He was like a big Santa Claus with a hard-on. He always sounded like he was about to share a really funny joke.

Bush is funny too, but in a sad desperate kind of way... He always sounds like he can't quite think of the right word to say.

lmao....ty I needed a good one. I'd love to hear some of Bill's jokes. I bet he gets really red in the face when he gets going.

 

[Monazwx]

I can't wait to watch the "Bill Clinton Show".
I hope it comes on after Jerry Springer.

 

[teddybear4play]

You have to admit, the guy was funny...
He was like a big Santa Claus with a hard-on. He always sounded like he was about to share a really funny joke.

Bush is funny too, but in a sad desperate kind of way... He always sounds like he can't quite think of the right word to say.

I don't miss Bill Clinton. I had enough after eight years. Granted, with Clinton, I had enough after eight months, but still . . .

TB4p

 

[Coolville]

I miss Bill Clinton

Yeah, you, me and the rest of the western world.
He was human and accesible and natural.
Bush is a bad 2D video game character in comparision.

 

[Sandia]

Bushisms:

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself,
but for predecessors as well."
—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001

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"My pro-life position is I believe there's life. It's not necessarily based in religion. I think there's a life there, therefore the notion of life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness."
--Quoted in the San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 23, 2001

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"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to—I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that."
—Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue

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"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."
—Interview with the Associated Press, Jan. 18, 2001


"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."
—Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001

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"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."
—Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001

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"If he's—the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a—is a noble institution I would—I would strongly reject that assumption—that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person."
—NBC Nightly News With Tom Brokaw, Jan. 14, 2001

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"She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal—Antonio."
—On Laura Bush inviting Justice Antonin Scalia to dinner at the White House.
NBC Nightly News With Tom Brokaw, Jan. 14, 2001

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"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be—a literate country and a hopefuller country."
—Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001

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"I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a—she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department."
—Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001

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"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."
—Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001

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"I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States.
We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic.
And so, I hope investors, you know—secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time—that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics."
—Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001

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"The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president. Because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice, often times, of someone whose life has been turned upside down hears from."
—Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001

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"She is a member of a labor union at one point."
—Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001

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"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
—Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

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"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them."
—Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2000

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"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."
—Austin, Texas, Dec. 8, 2000

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"Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work."
—60 Minutes II, Dec. 5, 2000

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"I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race."
—Describing a phone call to Sen. John Breaux. Crawford, Texas, Dec. 2, 2000

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"As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida led by Jim Baker."
—Crawford, Texas, Nov. 30, 2000

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"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."
—Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000

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"They misunderestimated me."
—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000



http://www.bushisms.com/

 

[celiaKitten]

I miss Bill Clinton

Yeah, you, me and the rest of the western world.
He was human and accesible and natural.
Bush is a bad 2D video game character in comparision.

Precisely.

 

[sunstruck]

I try not to think about the fact the dubya is president. I pretend Cheney is running things. It's better than nothing.

 

[binkley]

You gave the guy head, too?

 

[Silverluna]

Sick....

this is just sick....

 

[sunstruck]

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
—Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

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These are the gases in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neigh-bor-hod OH!

 

[binkley]

Re: Sick....

this is just sick....

Why do you feel this way?

 

[Sandia]

More Bushisms...

(Hey, this is funny shit.)


"See, we love — we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love." —George W. Bush, Oklahoma City, Aug. 29, 2002

"There's no cave deep enough for America, or dark enough to hide." —George W. Bush, Oklahoma City, Aug. 29, 2002

"President Musharraf, he's still tight with us on the war against terror, and that's what I appreciate. He's a — he understands that we've got to keep Al Qaeda on the run, and that by keeping him on the run, it's more likely we will bring him to justice." —George W. Bush, Ruch, Ore., Aug. 22, 2002

"I'm a patient man. And when I say I'm a patient man, I mean I'm a patient man. Nothing he [Saddam Hussein] has done has convinced me — I'm confident the Secretary of Defense — that he is the kind of fellow that is willing to forgo weapons of mass destruction, is willing to be a peaceful neighbor, that is — will honor the people — the Iraqi people of all stripes, will — values human life. He hasn't convinced me, nor has he convinced my administration." —George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 21, 2002

"I'm thrilled to be here in the bread basket of America because it gives me a chance to remind our fellow citizens that we have an advantage here in America — we can feed ourselves." —George W. Bush, Stockton, Calif., Aug. 23, 2002

"The federal government and the state government must not fear programs who change lives, but must welcome those faith-based programs for the embetterment of mankind." —George W. Bush, Stockton, Calif., Aug. 23, 2002

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." —George W. Bush, speaking at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"Tommy (Thompson) is a good listener, and he's a pretty good actor, too." —George W. Bush, apparently confusing his Health and Human Services secretary with Sen. Fred Thompson, Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"The trial lawyers are very politically powerful. … But here in Texas we took them on and got some good medical — medical malpractice." —George W. Bush, Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." —George W. Bush, discussing the decline of the French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair

"Do you have blacks, too?" —George W. Bush, to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Nov. 8, 2001, as reported in an April 28, 2002, Estado Sao Pauloan column by Fernando Pedreira, a close friend of President Cardoso

"After all, a week ago, there were — Yasser Arafat was boarded up in his building in Ramallah, a building full of, evidently, German peace protestors and all kinds of people. They're now out. He's now free to show leadership, to lead the world." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2002

"The public education system in America is one of the most important foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society." —George W. Bush, May 1, 2002

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." —George W. Bush, as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

"And so, in my State of the — my State of the Union — or state — my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation — I asked Americans to give 4,000 years — 4,000 hours over the next — the rest of your life — of service to America. That's what I asked — 4,000 hours." —George W. Bush, Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002

"Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop.'" —George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, Washington, D.C., April 2, 2002

"We've tripled the amount of money — I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available." —George W. Bush, Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002

"I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all. ... I can't think of anything more deep than that right." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific." —George W. Bush, who apparently forgot about a little something called World War II, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002

"He [Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi] said I want to make it very clear to you exactly what I intend to do and he talked about non-performing loans, the devaluation issue and regulatory reform and he placed equal emphasis on all three." —George W. Bush, who had meant to say "the deflation issue" rather than "the devaluation issue," and accidentally sent the Japanese Yen tumbling, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." —George W. Bush, at a White House Menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001

"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

"We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both." —George W. Bush, after a meeting with congressional leaders, Washington, D.C., Oct. 2, 2001

"The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them." —George W. Bush, Albuquerque, N.M., Aug. 15, 2001

"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a — a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." —George W. Bush, Denver, Aug. 14, 2001

"There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And — but first things first. The — these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework — the groundwork — not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the—all right." —George W. Bush, referring to former Sen. George Mitchell's report on Middle East peace, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 13, 2001

"My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the — in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen." —George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Aug, 13, 2001

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." —George W. Bush, July 27, 2001



http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Sick....

this is just sick....

What exactly is sick?

 

[Sandia]

Re: Re: I miss Bill Clinton

You gave the guy head, too?

Yeah...
Goddamit. WTF?

How did you know?

 

[Sandia]

Re: Sick....

this is just sick....

nonono... It's evil, not sick.
"Liberals, or Control freaks..." Ask SIN.

 

[binkley]

Re: Re: Re: I miss Bill Clinton

How did you know?

I knew something tasted different about him.

 

[Bluesboy2]

As far as family values go, Bush style

WWJD
What Would Jenna Drink?

 

[binkley]

Re: As far as family values go, Bush style

WWJD
What Would Jenna Drink?

What a brilliant idea! We should introduce Bill and Jenna to each other.