I messed up my coffee and now it's too weak

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Almost American motel weak. Pity me.

How do you take yours? If the thought "I want a coffee" pops into your head, what does that entail and what is the end result?

This has, to my surprise, yielded vastly different answers within my friend circle.
 
i take mine occasionally and only when i'm in the mood. i prefer cold caffeine and not having coffee breath.
 
I don't drink hot beverages. Maybe a hot chocolate in winter, everything else sucks.
 
Sorry, I have nothing but scorn, not pity, for someone who can't make a decent cuppa coffee.

Although, it could be worse. You could be one of those who can only drink coffee if they buy it premade at their local coffee kiosk. That's gotta be the most saddening part of modern society; to be able to drink coffee only if someone else makes it because you don't know how.
 
Sorry, I have nothing but scorn, not pity, for someone who can't make a decent cuppa coffee.

Although, it could be worse. You could be one of those who can only drink coffee if they buy it premade at their local coffee kiosk. That's gotta be the most saddening part of modern society; to be able to drink coffee only if someone else makes it because you don't know how.

I have nothing but scorn for me at the moment either. I had a brain fart and forgot I filled up water for three cups instead of two.

Of couse I brip brew my own.
 
During the summer, iced coffee. Just a little milk, not cream, no sugar, no flavors.
 
I have nothing but scorn for me at the moment either. I had a brain fart and forgot I filled up water for three cups instead of two.

Of couse I brip brew my own.



Brain farts, the curse of getting old.
 
Almost American motel weak. Pity me.

How do you take yours? If the thought "I want a coffee" pops into your head, what does that entail and what is the end result?

This has, to my surprise, yielded vastly different answers within my friend circle.

I have nothing but scorn for me at the moment either. I had a brain fart and forgot I filled up water for three cups instead of two.

Of couse I brip brew my own.

Add a little instant to fortify it.

Lately I've just been doing shots of cold brew.


I've been doing cold water, instant and ice. Creamer of choice. Sometimes a bit of hit water with the crystals, then add the rest.


Works for me.
 
I don't like the taste of coffee but I love the smell. No.. Not enough to snort the grounds
 
Hot, strong, no cream/sugar. Prefer Columbian or French roast.

A press is the way to go.
 
Sounds good to me. I like my coffee very hot and very weak. I brew a normal pot but only pour half a cup then add in water to the rest. Microwave it to scalding and then add milk. Never sugar for the love of god.



Almost American motel weak. Pity me.

How do you take yours? If the thought "I want a coffee" pops into your head, what does that entail and what is the end result?

This has, to my surprise, yielded vastly different answers within my friend circle.
 
Aw yes coffee, the elixir of life. I drink mine black, black as a vampire's heart at midnight...and unadorned, bare as a wood nymph dancing in the moonlight...and strong, strong as Andre the Giant in his prime. No damned instant, no damned decaf, no damned blonde roast. What goes in my pot is eyetalian roast.

And just a cup ain't enough. I down about a quart a day.

no one else in the house touches my coffee pot either. I'm picky about my coffee, the family knows and all agree, 'cause they like it that way too.

Now, back to my steaming cup.

I had to edit and add, for those who don't know who Andre was, you might know him by another name: Fezzic, employed by Vizzini to kidnap the princess Buttercup.




Comshaw
 
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