I may have won $2M!

[JackLuis]

I recieved an offical looking document form the office of the President of theAwadr Notification Comission. I looks official but when I checked on the net the Better Business Bureau said , Noooo!

Damn, I could really use $2Mill.

 

[sr71plt]

What does the Better Business Bureau know? It's $2 million, dude, and it's yours for the taking. Go for it!

 

[JackLuis]

What does the Better Business Bureau know? It's $2 million, dude, and it's yours for the taking. Go for it!

Thanks I'll just send in the $11.98 then.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thanks I'll just send in the $11.98 then.

That was $11.89. Jack. Pay attention or you'll be disqualified.

 

[Loring2]

There is also a chance that you have not won $2 million. A very good chance

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There is also a chance that you have not won $2 million. A very good chance

Shhh! Don't tell him that; you'll ruin his retirement plans.

 

[JackLuis]

I was hoping for enough to buy some teeth.

 

[Handley_Page]

I was hoping for enough to buy some teeth.

Has the recoil knocked them loose ?

I'm still waiting from the chap in Nigeria to call me back about the millions I'm apparently due from a Will.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I recieved an offical looking document form the office of the President of theAwadr Notification Comission. I looks official but when I checked on the net the Better Business Bureau said , Noooo!

Damn, I could really use $2Mill.

I have swamp land, I mean, ocean front property for sale, along with an AMC Pacer in pristine condition, and a bridge to nowhere, actually, all for sale for only...two million. Gees, what a coincidence.

Just give me your name, address, and PayPal information and I'll take care of the rest. Don't worry. You can trust me.

 

[TxRad]

I'm holding out for the 10 million dollar prize.

two million, that's chicken feed. After the federal government takes their half and the state takes their half, you only end up with a half a million. Like I said, chicken feed.

 

[LaSalia]

Lucky Cocks...

I'm holding out for the 10 million dollar prize.

two million, that's chicken feed. After the federal government takes their half and the state takes their half, you only end up with a half a million. Like I said, chicken feed.

Those are some dang well fed chickens you got there...

 

[TxRad]

Those are some dang well fed chickens you got there...

You might just fit in around here yet.

 

[JackLuis]

Today the redhead got two more letters, on for $15K and one for $25K, just have to send in the ten dollars each.

 

[glynndah]

Today's spam included an urgent message from "trixie@zombiealamode.com". I'm tempted to reply just because of the name.

 

[oggbashan]

Huge Fund?

An email to oggbashan today. From the address, the Chairman is apparently based in Hong Kong.

I wonder what the Chairman of the FSA thinks is a 'Huge Fund'. Is that a couple of billion, or a trillion?

FINANCIAL SERVICES AUTHORITY
25 THE NORTH COLONNADE, CANARY WHARF, LONDON E14 5HS
(Company No. 01920623)

FROM THE DESK OF LORD ADAIR TURNER
CHAIRMAN, FINANCIAL SERVICES AUTHORITY (FSA).
DIRECT TELEPHONE: (44) 70457 39867

It has come to our notice via our central monitoring computer that a huge
fund has been credited in your name for transfer with a London Bank.

Under the stipulated enabling Law of the Government of Great Britain
and Northern Ireland and other Commonwealth States, any huge fund that
has been found in our computer system waiting to be transferred without
claims for a period of 6 months or less, shall be confiscated and
forfeited to the Government of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

We do hereby ask you to contact this office immediately for
ratification within the 3 days of this notice or consider your fund
confiscated. We appreciate your urgent co-operation.
E-mail:info_financial_services_auth@yahoo.com.hk

LORD ADAIR TURNER,
CHAIRMAN, FINANCIAL SERVICES AUTHORITY (FSA).
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM