I may have Mumps

Bidin~Time

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or at the very least a blocked salivary gland. It started when I added lemon to my tea today and I got a knot the size of an aggie marble just under my jaw. It went down over time, but now anytime I eat anything tart it swells a little.

I don't really think I have mumps, just something weird going on in my glands.
 
Are you absolutely sure that you don't have a dick in your mouth?


I have had, from time to time, but it didn't originate there.;)


Also, ty for restoring my faith in the GB. I left that completely open for comment:D
 
or at the very least a blocked salivary gland. It started when I added lemon to my tea today and I got a knot the size of an aggie marble just under my jaw. It went down over time, but now anytime I eat anything tart it swells a little.

I don't really think I have mumps, just something weird going on in my glands.


If you had mumps, the swelling wouldn't have been caused by anything you ate; it would have been there already. Plus, it would have hurt like hell. Yes, I am speaking from experience here.
 
If you had mumps, the swelling wouldn't have been caused by anything you ate; it would have been there already. Plus, it would have hurt like hell. Yes, I am speaking from experience here.

I had all the other childhood diseases, but not mumps.

I know I don't have them now, I was just being silly to be honest.
 
Really Ann? If you aren't just pulling my leg, I'll get some and see what happens. Although it might hurt like a mofo.
 
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