I made Guru and no one noticed

[unusuallyconfused]

I passed over 500 hundred threads yesterday, I am sad. I don't know anymore than I did when I started and don't know that I ever will. I think I might give it up. sigh* (teary eyed and depressed)

 

[Ambrosious]

We're here to learn?

Congrats to you, and your 500th+ posts.

 

[R Nitelight]

???????????????

Does Sensua know?

 

[unusuallyconfused]

well on the forum I haven't really been what i would call a good debater

 

[p_p_man]

You're just too modest...

...most of us ego-maniacs shout landmarks from the rooftops.

I sent out e-mails when I passed 30 (experienced).

Anyway congrats on your Guru status.

Now for the 1000...

 

[Cheyenne]

Yup, for milestones you are supposed to start your own "let me thank the little people who got me here" thread.

Welcome to guruhood!

 

[MysteryJKR]

yay!! congrats on the posts!

Im almost there too, and ive only been here a week. hehe.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

*sneaks in, smacks uc on the ass*

Congrats

*runs away quickly*

 

[morninggirl5]

Congratulations

I hit 500 today and someone else had to point it out to me.....

Should we race for a title??

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Did I mention I just love attention! Thanks, as i lol.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

I never pay attention to how many I have, let alone someone else. That is just not that important except for the post where for some reason I looked up and it said 666. So I made an evil post!

 

[indyweasel]

Did I mention I just love attention! Thanks, as i lol.

Now for the things you have to do for the other guru's when you hit 500.....

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Now for the things you have to do for the other guru's when you hit 500.....

lol, This shall be interesting......please tell me what the requirements for guru are.

 

[indyweasel]

You have made the requirement for Guru ( making 500 posts) but what they didnt tell you was about the 500 spankings you get for that...

 

[unusuallyconfused]

You have made the requirement for Guru ( making 500 posts) but what they didnt tell you was about the 500 spankings you get for that...

omg, I didn't know. Who gets the responsibility of the administration of punishment? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

 

[ShyGuy68]

omg, I didn't know. Who gets the responsibility of the administration of punishment? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

I'll be happy to volunteer!!

 

[indyweasel]

omg, I didn't know. Who gets the responsibility of the administration of punishment? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

Normally a bunch of the other gurus.. but in the case I think I might need to handle it myself.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I think you might want to check out my picture before you start making the rounds! Could change your mind. I have someone in mind, but I don't know that he is a guru yet.........decisions, decisions.....

 

[ranajja]

...but what they didnt tell you was about the 500 spankings you get for that...

Waitaminnit--

Nobody every told me anything about spankings...


Anyhoo, belated congrats there, uc! And many happy postings to you!

 

[indyweasel]

Waitaminnit--

Nobody every told me anything about spankings...

You never asked..

 

[indyweasel]

I think you might want to check out my picture before you start making the rounds! Could change your mind. I have someone in mind, but I don't know that he is a guru yet.........decisions, decisions.....

I know.. Let me know what you decide and we can go from there

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah.

Me too.

 

[Merelan]

Hey honey. You don't get to choose who spanks ya. Anyone who wants to joins in. It's either that, and it usually turns into a good groping session, or you have to don the diaper and go live in a cave at the top of a mountian and dispense sage and oregano advice... okay?
That's the only choice ya get.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Hey honey. You don't get to choose who spanks ya. Anyone who wants to joins in. It's either that, and it usually turns into a good groping session, or you have to don the diaper and go live in a cave at the top of a mountian and dispense sage and oregano advice... okay?
That's the only choice ya get.

Oh, well thats ok then! I'm glad you set me straight. lol

 

[indyweasel]

Hey honey. You don't get to choose who spanks ya. Anyone who wants to joins in. It's either that, and it usually turns into a good groping session, or you have to don the diaper and go live in a cave at the top of a mountian and dispense sage and oregano advice... okay?
That's the only choice ya get.

Always the hard ass arent you sweetie??