I made a youtube video about Heathyr Hoffman

[Mike_Yates]

I wonder if she's seen it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lODPaudv4Ag

 

[Randy_Random]

marshmellows or marshmallows?

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/2497860f30eebbdfec5846696ad58f41/tumblr_nf5er8nMRR1rhlaq9o1_400.gif

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Roland Haas?

 

[Que Va]

Like it. The camera zooming out on each pick slowly has a nice stalker vibe to it. Haunting, really.

 

[Mike_Yates]

She's the sexiest woman on planet Earth, even more so than Megan Fox.

 

[Queersetti]

If you haven't received a cease and desist order, she hasn't seen it.

 

[pointless]

Roland Haas?

he uses that name on xhamster as well. he's a fruitcake. what the fuck do you expect?

 

[pointless]

also, why the fuck do i know that song?

 

[someoneyouknow]

She's the sexiest woman on planet Earth, even more so than Megan Fox.

That's who you're comparing her too?

Dude, seek some help. Now.

 

[Mike_Yates]

That's who you're comparing her too?

Dude, seek some help. Now.

I'm not sure what happened, but within just a few short years, she's transformed from a sweet and innocent all-American girl next door, to sizzling hot pornstar material!

She is as sexy if not sexier than Megan Fox.

Look at these photos and tell me that you wouldn't want to bang that?

http://thumbnails111.imagebam.com/36614/7e6097366136158.jpg http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/36614/2c675b366136159.jpg http://thumbnails112.imagebam.com/36614/bf1d41366136160.jpg http://thumbnails110.imagebam.com/36614/d4a386366136162.jpg http://thumbnails110.imagebam.com/36614/1956d7366136163.jpg

 

[Garnate]

She's STDelicious.

 

[Jennifer]

Mike, I would love to bang that. With a shovel.

 

[Queersetti]

Mike, I would love to bang that. With a shovel.

Hey-O!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

She's STDelicious.

she looks like Gwen Stefani...if Gwen Stefani had syphillis of the face bro!

Stew

 

[someoneyouknow]

I'm not sure what happened, but within just a few short years, she's transformed from a sweet and innocent all-American girl next door, to sizzling hot pornstar material!

She is as sexy if not sexier than Megan Fox.

Look at these photos and tell me that you wouldn't want to bang that?

I will say the same thing about her as I would about a female smoker:

If we were the last two people on the planet the human race would die out and it wouldn't be because of inbreeding.

 

[Mike_Yates]

She's STDelicious.

What makes you say that?..

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://i.minus.com/ibjZbcEcIPfm4j.gif

 

[Mike_Yates]

Here are some excerpts of what a former boyfriend of Heathyr said to me on facebook.

This is where he admits to the existence of a Heathyr Hoffman sex tape.

http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/36616/ce8475366155664.jpg http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/36616/b08ed0366155665.jpg http://thumbnails110.imagebam.com/36616/6b3bc0366155666.jpg http://thumbnails110.imagebam.com/36616/607558366155667.jpg

 

[Garnate]

Let the record show. ^^

 

[Jennifer]

Let the record show. ^^

Yep. Exhibit A.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I asked him if he could take screenshots of this Heathyr Hoffman sex tape and blur his face out or crop himself out of it.

The only reason he won't give it to me is because it also includes him as well. If it was just some video of Heathyr masturbating on a webcam or something, I probably would already have it by now.

So far I haven't gotten a response to that request.

 

[pointless]

you must use a different alphabet than the rest of us.

 

[bluebell]

I asked him if he could take screenshots of this Heathyr Hoffman sex tape and blur his face out or crop himself out of it.

The only reason he won't give it to me is because it also includes him as well. If it was just some video of Heathyr masturbating on a webcam or something, I probably would already have it by now.

So far I haven't gotten a response to that request.

You're being a rude little whatsit to this fellow and to the girl you're infatuated with.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

So this guy doesn't pretend to be super creepy, he is super creepy?