I love you! But I don't know you

[Aliea]

Is anything creepier than having some random internet stranger tell you that they love you? I'm talking about people you haven't even spoken to before.

They see your picture and think to themselves. "hey! I know what will make her want me! I'll tell her how I love her." Sometimes they also add a cock pic or details of how exactly they would love you. And with what fruit. Just to add to that creep factor.

Okay I can think of creepier things. But that involves them writing their name on my car window with feces. I wish that weird homeless guy would stop doing that. Or at least stop eating peanuts.

PM me your bank account number before you start in with the love.

 

[linuxgeek]

*squish* eewwwwwwwww.... I stepped in some love that got left behind in this thread.

 

[rimmy]

I love you. My bank account number is 6. I was one of the first to get an account.

 

[pinkstarfish]

But, I do love you...

 

[pinkstarfish]

I love you. My bank account number is 6. I was one of the first to get an account.

*cops a feel*

 

[Matthew Craig]

lol, i knew you were a whore.

 

[Aliea]

But, I do love you...

This thread really only applies to weird men with lisps who own more than 10 cats.

I should have clarified that in the original post.

 

[Aliea]

lol, i knew you were a whore.

Did you matthew? What exactly was the whorish part?

My ears are burning!

 

[DEEJACK12]

I don't love you I just need for couple of hours.

 

[deathbypickle]

Bluesboy loves you
he loves everyone, even the boys

 

[pinkstarfish]

This thread really only applies to weird men with lisps who own more than 10 cats.

I should have clarified that in the original post.

Whew...

Now back to discussing our future together.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Did you matthew? What exactly was the whorish part?

My ears are burning!

WHORE!

 

[DEEJACK12]

lol, i knew you were a whore.

Are you from Niagara the Canadian side or the American side?

 

[rimmy]

*cops a feel*

Front or back?

This thread really only applies to weird men with lisps who own more than 10 cats.

I should have clarified that in the original post.

Damn, that's a direct slam against jailhouse. Harsh.

 

[Aliea]

Whew...

Now back to discussing our future together.

I like breakfast in bed on Sundays, long deep massages after work and leisurely walks in the park where we find some secluded spot to make out.

Or were you talking our future future? I can't think that far ahead.

 

[plasticman33]

This thread really only applies to weird men with lisps who own more than 10 cats.

I should have clarified that in the original post.

Yuck I hate cats.

 

[Aliea]

WHORE!

No Matthew, I'm a bitch. The whore is the one that will sleep with anyone. But since I'll sleep with anyone except you, that would qualify me as a bitch.

Really...please get your terminology straight for future attempts at insults.

 

[Matthew Craig]

No Matthew, I'm a bitch. The whore is the one that will sleep with anyone. But since I'll sleep with anyone except you, that would qualify me as a bitch.

Really...please get your terminology straight for future attempts at insults.

Um... But you are a whore. You said it yourself...

PM me your bank account number before you start in with the love.

Maybe YOU need to get your terminology straight.

A whore sells sex for money. A bitch doesn't. A slut gives it away for free.

Learn it, live it, love it.

 

[Killswitch]

What is it with this place. Is every person a straight man in a comedy show?

Or do you all steal these sayings from myspace ala Milton Berle.

 

[Killswitch]

I like breakfast in bed on Sundays, long deep massages after work and leisurely walks in the park where we find some secluded spot to make out.

Or were you talking our future future? I can't think that far ahead.

You forgot romantic walks to the convenience store.

 

[Aliea]

Um... But you are a whore. You said it yourself...


Maybe YOU need to get your terminology straight.

A whore sells sex for money. A bitch doesn't. A slut gives it away for free.

Learn it, live it, love it.

Oh of course! i was oh so serious about that.

Is your IQ above or below 50? I'm guessing you hover around the 40 mark. Just able to function but not with any intelligence.

Got an idea for you. You should start a thread to call women bitches.

 

[Aliea]

You forgot romantic walks to the convenience store.

Humor, not for everyone.

 

[linuxgeek]

Yuck I hate cats.

They are really good with duck sause.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Oh of course! i was oh so serious about that.

Is your IQ above or below 50? I'm guessing you hover around the 40 mark. Just able to function but not with any intelligence.

Got an idea for you. You should start a thread to call women bitches.

Now, now. Don't get angry at me because you fucked up. Bitch.

 

[Recidiva]

I can think of LOTS creepier.

And I've done it to people.

p.s. I do not love you.