I love you Bradzilla!

[Pan718]

Sure it's Valentine's Day and everybody at Lit is feeling the love and sending hugs and kisses all over the place...

But I just want to say that Bradzilla's appearance was the highlight of my week here at Lit.

I'm hefting one for you, Bradzilla for making me laugh out loud more than once this week... For getting all our panties in a wad... and then for getting folks to try to make nice with you!

Like the high school girls write in the year books,
"Never change! Hope you always stay the same!"

May a wandering tribe of bi-sexual dominant women descend on you and swipe yo' vaginity boy!

Pan
(Who you probably think is a flaming homo )

 

[lavender]

 

[modest mouse]

Pan is a flaming homo, but he is my flaming homo. At least until my $500 runs out.

 

[Pan718]

Bradzilla -

I'd just like you to know that Pan is a fucking kickass pimpdaddy.

And Psssst... Brad.... Lavy knows actual women in the South... Women who aren't even virgins or Lesbians probably...
Be nice to her, son.

 

[seXieleXie]

Pan is a flaming homo, but he is my flaming homo. At least until my $500 runs out.

but... but you said.....

*runs out of the thread crying*

this is the worst valentine's day ever!

 

[modest mouse]

*chasing after lexie....

Yelling: "But honey, what if we share him tonight?"

 

[Pan718]

Laughing...

but... but you said.....

*runs out of the thread crying*

this is the worst valentine's day ever!

Damn, Mouse! That's you back there? I thought it was Lexie with the strap-on again. Hell I can't tell 'em apart if I'm not looking.

 

[modest mouse]

Re: Laughing...

Damn, Mouse! That's you back there? I thought it was Lexie with the strap-on again. Hell I can't tell 'em apart if I'm not looking.

Just 'cause a man used a penis extension one time...he never hears the last of it!

 

[Pan718]

*chasing after lexie....

Yelling: "But honey, what if we share him tonight?"

"Hey man, you're friend costs extra... That charge was just for one of ya!"

 

[modest mouse]

"Hey man, you're friend costs extra... That charge was just for one of ya!"

Its Valentine's Day. Cut a young couple in love a break? Even whores have hearts.

 

[Pan718]

Point of Order Mr. Chairman! Re: I love you Bradzilla!

Sure it's Valentine's Day and everybody at Lit is feeling the love and sending hugs and kisses all over the place...

But I just want to say that Bradzilla's appearance was the highlight of my week here at Lit.

I'm hefting one for you, Bradzilla for making me laugh out loud more than once this week... For getting all our panties in a wad... and then for getting folks to try to make nice with you!

Like the high school girls write in the year books,
"Never change! Hope you always stay the same!"

May a wandering tribe of bi-sexual dominant women descend on you and swipe yo' vaginity boy!

Pan
(Who you probably think is a flaming homo )

We have a motion on the floor.

 

[lavender]

 

[seXieleXie]

Pan -

As my official Lit Pimp, can you make some arrangement for me with that Lexie chica? Seems like you have an "in" with her.

I'd be much obliged. Sexual favors will be proper payment again, right?

these drugs are fan-fucking-tastic.... i just hallucenated lavy posting about wanting to fuck me....

wheeeeEEEEEEEE

 

[Lasz]

haha sexie lexie that if friggen funny.
thats the first laugh that came out of me tonight.

Laz

 

[alexandraaah]

Hey wait a second...

I thought the 'zilla monster was my funtime playmate...

Where'd he go, anyway?

 

[lavender]

 

[seXieleXie]

Don't eat the rotten bananas anymore.

don't worry sweetie pie these are perfectly legal drugs, even if they did spell my middle name wrong on the label.

i think the doctors just felt sorry for me and since they couldn't fix me they just gave me stuff to make me stop caring.

it's working too.

 

[lavender]

 

[seXieleXie]

Poor babysito!

Come and rest your head and feel the healing power of the lavy tatas.

mmm... ta tas....

wait did you just call me a boy?

 

[lavender]

 

[seXieleXie]

dat's better mamacita

 

[modest mouse]

A well intentioned orgy ends up with chicks lickimg each other and myself left with Pan's cock to play with.

Fuck this.

Peach Snapple and Pizza for all the hos.

 

[seXieleXie]

i want some licking 'tis the season and all...

 

[lavender]

 

[seXieleXie]

You gotsta make a choice Lexie. You simply can't have the tongue of both da Mouse and me.

At least not at the same time.

tandem licking should be an olympic event. i'll judge.