I love tortises!!!!!!!!! Hoooorraaahhhyyyy for Tortises!!!!!!!!!!

Starfish

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Alright, I know I spelt it wrong... It's Tortoise, and I am tired. Besides I prefer the name Terrapin better.
 
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Okay... pictures will distract more. Haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!









Abracadabra tortoises
 
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I knew it would work..........

Okay, I am scared of the wrath of the tweet, so I'll refrain from posting more buddies until tomorrow.

:)
 
I love you too honey pie.


I wish that these buddies where mine. Someday. :)



Sri Lanka Star Tortoises are 3,500 bucks

Ouch!
 
It's a shell game

Would you guys stop encouraging Laurel in her mad delusion that tortoises are pets. I've yet to see one fetch, and if it did you'd fall asleep waiting for it to bring the stick back!:p
 
You know how much food that is? I mean come on!

Tortoises are cool and all....... but I can have cheap little turtles in a Paludarium and be as happy! :)
 
Starfish said:
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I agree. They're delicious if roasted after being marionated in a mixture of lemon and a light curry.

Served with courgettes and carrots cooked the French way, makes an excellent meal par deux.

Being small the flesh of the Herman tortoise is the most appertising.

:D
 
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p_p_man said:


I agree. They're delicious if roasted after being marionated in a mixture of lemon and a light curry.

Served with courgettes and carrots cooked the French way, makes an excellent meal par deux.

Being small the flesh of the Herman tortoise is the most appertising.

:D
ACK!:eek:
 
Mensa, I am not about to tell you that you are wron....... nevermind.


You're wrong. I don't know what standards of yours apply to the reality of what a Pet is.

A pet is an animal kept in a domestic situation.

This term doesn't imply function, or standards.

It just is.

I happen to have fish among snails, and dogs, and cats, and a toad that lives in my garden, and then in my house in the winter.

Soon, I'll have turtles, and frogs.

Someday I plan on having one of these puppys as a pet.


Diamondback Terrapin
 
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p_p_man said:


I agree. They're delicious if roasted after being marionated in a mixture of lemon and a light curry.

Served with courgettes and carrots cooked the French way, makes an excellent meal par deux.

Being small the flesh of the Herman tortoise is the most appertising.

:D




You rat bastard.

You are not in my posse. No way. Tortoise murderer!
 
Re: Re: I love tortises!!!!!!!!! Hoooorraaahhhyyyy for Tortises!!!!!!!!!!

p_p_man said:


I agree. They're delicious if roasted after being marionated in a mixture of lemon and a light curry.

Served with courgettes and carrots cooked the French way, makes an excellent meal par deux.

Being small the flesh of the Herman tortoise is the most appertising.

:D

ur evil....*squints eyes*

terapins are cool and not to be eaten...frogs, toads, well, you can go eat those bastards...

:D
 
A real pet

A true pet is one that will ride shotgun in the car with it's head stuck out the window, ears flapping in the breeze, mouth hanging open, with spittle painting the side of the vehicle.

(Come to think of it, that could also be a description of my ex.)

:eek: :D
 
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