I love my daughters but...

[cheerful_deviant]

AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Sorry for the outburst, but it's been one of those days again. Carry on.


(Yes, I know I had this thread up before but I felt it's revival was necessary to preserve my sanity. )

 

[Lavared]

 

[minsue]

Pobrecito.

 

[Sunnie]

Feel the same way about my sons.

 

[Dar~]

feel the same way about the cat.

 

[Liar]

I feel the same way about people in general.

 

[lil_elvis]

Sheez, and they're not even teenagers yet. Wadda wimp.

 

[wishfulthinking]

I don't feel the same way. It's called karma.

 

[Guest]

"...preserve my sanity. )

BBBAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAhhhhaaaa
you?
sane?
*snicker*

 

[lil_elvis]

BBBAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAhhhhaaaa
you?
sane?
*snicker*

Takes one to know one.

Na-Na-Na-Na-Nana

 

[Guest]

Takes one to know one.

Na-Na-Na-Na-Nana

hey now... no comments from the penut gallery!
besides, i revel in my insanity and call a club a spade when it suits my mood.
so there!

 

[SensualCealy]

Be lucky you dont have one of each!!! One just hitting puberty and mood swinging is her ritual, the other, well when he grunts, I know he is okay, so keep the grunting going and all is well.
C

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I feel the same way about people in general.

For people in general, add in gnashing of teeth and angery hand jestures.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Sheez, and they're not even teenagers yet. Wadda wimp.

Just call me Sissy Dad.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I don't feel the same way. It's called karma.

I have Bad Mojo.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

BBBAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAhhhhaaaa
you?
sane?
*snicker*

Ssshhhh.... I told you not to tell anyone.

 

[Guest]

Ssshhhh.... I told you not to tell anyone.

what?! i didnt say nuffin!
sides which, i dont need ta.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

what?! i didnt say nuffin!
sides which, i dont need ta.

Do you think they already know?

 

[TxRad]

Do you think they already know?

Uh yeah, even the new guy knows.......

 

[EmeraldKitten]

LOL... poor, poor CD.

I don't have children.
After working at the Barber shop, I probably won't ever have any.
Damn little mongrels, LOL.

Nah, that's just a general statement. Some kids are precious, even if they have their moments.

Saturday at the auction, my cousins two kids accosted me. One is four, the other is almost two, but she has Down's, so she's behind a little.
Anyhow, they cracked me up, and were the sweetest kids I've been around in a long time.

My uncle (their grandpa) said, "Oh no! The kids are being left with the girl who hates children!" And everyone laughed.
I used my standard reply: "I like kids on a case to case basis, and never in herds."

Another of my favorite lines to use is, "You should have drown them at birth."
(My favorite when referring to my old boss ladys asshole children. And what's funny, is about a month after I started saying that, she started agreeing, LMFAO!)

So a little while after that, my uncle said, "It's a good thing there wasn't water near by, Tab probably would have tried to drown 'em."

My reply? "Only if they misbehaved."


So don't worry CD. It can always get worse, lol.
Or I could've been babysitting with water close at hand.

 

[erise]

I have Bad Mojo.

I salute you. Most guys don't fess up to that.

 

[oggbashan]

I have three daughters. The youngest is 25 shortly.

Two are married. All three still make me scream silently from time to time.

Last weekend was the eldest one's turn. Today it is the middle one.

Friday/Saturday it looks like the youngest will oblige.

Even though I have two sons-in-law, 'Daddy fix' is still a frequent cry.

Today I have been scouring charity shops for a man's trilby hat for No. 2 daughter. Don't ask why. It's a looong story.

Og

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . Today I have been scouring charity shops for a man's trilby hat for No. 2 daughter. . .

Is that a Gangsta Trilby, or a Blues Brothers Trilby?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Just call me Sissy Dad.

How about bitch boy?

 

[oggbashan]

Is that a Gangsta Trilby, or a Blues Brothers Trilby?

A 1950s gutter Press trilby.

Og