I Love Licking P*ssy...

Bigg_Capone

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Sadly, it's about the only thing I'm any good at because I'm hung like a broken Tic Tac. Well, I'm also good with my hands, so I'm a pretty frustrated kind of guy. Blah. Women confuse me. Come let us complain about the opposite sex together and poke fun of our own hangups and misgivings!!! YAY!!! I'm soooooo bored. This blows the peen. Leave a ramble for me or any questions or those little, "lmao", "lol" things at my situation. I'm not completely oblivious, just totally lost. heehee
 
Hi

Too bad you aren't closer....would love to try out your tongue and hands too....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
ORDIVA is so right :)

Wish I were closer too...what a way to spend a day or night or day AND night or.....lol oh well I think you get my drift. :)
 
Capone,

Have you checked out support groups for guys with size issues? I found one such site below:

http://www.measurection.com/forums/index.php

I know there must be others.

As a hetero, bicurious guy, I must say I find small penises to be VERY attractive. I don't know why. They just are. They look beautiful. If I ever get to suck one or take it up my ass, at least I'll be able to get the whole thing in.

Ed
 
Edwarlife said:
Capone,

Have you checked out support groups for guys with size issues? I found one such site below:

http://www.measurection.com/forums/index.php

I know there must be others.

As a hetero, bicurious guy, I must say I find small penises to be VERY attractive. I don't know why. They just are. They look beautiful. If I ever get to suck one or take it up my ass, at least I'll be able to get the whole thing in.

Ed



I hope you find what you're looking for, then. Good luck!
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Side does not really matter

My husband isn't really big but he to can lick and suck pussy "Well" He isn't as small as some and is bigger than others, but all that matters is that he can please me like no other. I don't like men who are real big because after having my 3 children sex is very painful for me. The bigger the dick the more it hurts. I have had someone with a 10 inch cock and I like my husbands better, it does not hurt as much.

My husband is very good at what he does and if he can't please me one way he does with his tongue.

I have a question for the men. Would you rather have a woman fake it or tell you when she has not cumed I never fake it. If I don't cum I tell my husband and we together do it till I do.

DevineDD
 
Re: Side does not really matter

DevineDD said:
I have a question for the men. Would you rather have a woman fake it or tell you when she has not cumed I never fake it. If I don't cum I tell my husband and we together do it till I do.

DevineDD

Never, ever, EVER, fake it. Fake orgasms defeat the entire point of sexual activity! If (god forbid) your partner isnt meeting your level of satisfaction, I for one would want to be made aware of it so all things can be corrected and I can get the job done right ;) Thankfully I have had a tendancy to only fuck straight shooting women this far, and it has not been a problem. :p
 
My last partner and I were always honest about not having orgasms. I, and probably all men, do not like it when women fake their orgasms.

To my partner and me, it wasn't such a big deal to not have an orgasm.

Sometimes, she would reach for her vibrator when intercourse wasn't satisfying enough, and I didn't mind at all.
 
The last man I slept with was "smaller than average" and gave me more orgasms in one afternoon than the guy I spent 10 years with in, well, 10 years ...
 
Hello To All

I would have to agree. There is definitely such a thing as TOO MUCH dick! Also, Cappone...send me a PM and we'll see about that tongue of yours. :rose: I have had many orgasms but never from someone giving me oral sex. I'm glad that I can have orgasms from intercourse and manual stimuation because I know some of my friends can't get it from intercourse. Ladies, can you have orgasms from oral, anal and/or MF intercourse?

~Silkie
 
YES.....

Silkie, you can have orgasm from oral. As a matter of fact, I am multi orgasmic and I squirt....I always orgasm and squirt from oral....over and over! It is so very awesome!!!
 
I don't doubt it ordiva, but it hasn't worked out for me yet. It's awesome you're a squirter. I don't, but then maybe I will from oral Hehehe *crossing fingers*

Thanks for the inspirational words though. :D

~Silkie
 
Bigg_Capone said:
Sadly, it's about the only thing I'm any good at because I'm hung like a broken Tic Tac. Well, I'm also good with my hands, so I'm a pretty frustrated kind of guy. Blah. Women confuse me. Come let us complain about the opposite sex together and poke fun of our own hangups and misgivings!!! YAY!!! I'm soooooo bored. This blows the peen. Leave a ramble for me or any questions or those little, "lmao", "lol" things at my situation. I'm not completely oblivious, just totally lost. heehee



I'm still waiting, ladies. Cum and ride my tongue. I promise you an explosive, wet, hot, passionate, mind blowing, intensely erotic, body crippling orgasm. If that doesn't tickle your sweet little clit, well, my tongue will. It's not a joke. I just want to lick and suck your hot, wet, pink, sweet, succulent, juicy, little pussies until you cream all over my face and keep going until you're so exhausted and you've cum so much that you pass out from the experience. If you want to I'll lick you all day and night. I just love the taste of hot jizz from horny women. It's delicious.

PM me if you're from Michigan and interested in pure, unadulterated, consensual bliss.
 
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dont mean to steal any of the ladies from ya Bigg, but im in chicago and ive heard i have a very talented tongue, and talented many other ways also. id love to talk with some of the ladies in my area and maybe meet sometime, if anyone is intrested you can feel free to PM me :)
 
car nut said:
dont mean to steal any of the ladies from ya Bigg, but im in chicago and ive heard i have a very talented tongue, and talented many other ways also. id love to talk with some of the ladies in my area and maybe meet sometime, if anyone is intrested you can feel free to PM me :)


Nahh, dude. It's cool. Post wherever you feel like. I believe in equal opportunity. Good luck on your search.
 
Re: Re: I Love Licking P*ssy...

I'm still waiting, ladies. Cum and ride my tongue. I promise you an explosive, wet, hot, passionate, mind blowing, intensely erotic, body crippling orgasm. If that doesn't tickle your sweet little clit, well, my tongue will. It's not a joke. I just want to lick and suck your hot, wet, pink, sweet, succulent, juicy, little pussies until you cream all over my face and keep going until you're so exhausted and you've cum so much that you pass out from the experience. If you want to I'll lick you all day and night. I just love the taste of hot jizz from horny women. It's delicious.

PM me if you're from Michigan and interested in pure, unadulterated, consensual bliss.
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Wow, well that was a whole lot of adjectives. Looks like you got a little excited there. :eek: I have to hand it to you, you sure do get into it which is a plus in my book. Good luck finding someone in Michigan.
 
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