I leave this place for ten minutes and you juveniles are acting out like monkeys.

[Byron In Exile]

Did you forget you're human beings?

 

[Adre]

I'd say it won't happen again, but...

 

[lovetoread]

Maybe we need a spanking.

 

[Wings]

I didn't fling poo once you liar.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Maybe we need a spanking.

Spankings would be capital, for the girls.

But, as a deterrent, I'm not sure it works. They seem to like them.

But, anyway, they're not nearly as troublesome as the men.

And I'm thinking that sitting the men down on sharp wooden spikes might be a viable solution.

 

[Wings]

Nero?

 

[Byron In Exile]

I didn't fling poo once you liar.

^ Another spanking.

Where does my day go?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Nero?

One of the shittiest Emperors ever.

At least Tiberius, when he was playing with his little boys and girls on Capri, left capable people in charge of things.

 

[run_silent]

Did you forget you're human beings?

Keeping us in line is your job. With great power comes great responsibility. Sorry but you are the voice of peacemaking and being reasonable. I don't think I could handle the weight.

 

[blobfish]

One of the shittiest Emperors ever.

At least Tiberius, when he was playing with his little boys and girls on Capri, left capable people in charge of things.

Nero had awesome emerald eyeglasses, while Tiberius unleaded his little-booted nephew upon the world.

Nero may have fiddled, but at least it wasn't with little boys.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

There's another old saying, Senator:
You remind me of Caligula's horse Incitatus...
Well, a certain part of him anyway.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If they'd sell the Colosseum to the France family, then they could put circle-track racing in.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If they would just sell ALL of LA to France...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Swamp People is entirely too popular to do that.


RJ and Jay Paul would be pissed.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Still, it would be fun to tool around on Rodeo drive yelling,



CHOOT 'em 'Lizbeth! CHOOT 'EM!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And I have one of several Perfect Rides for the occasion:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

There's a gold tooth ride!



Can we turn it into a low-rider Holmes?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Could be . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Dat's my color too!



Now, I need my gat, my heater, my rod...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You lookin' for this maybe?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Still, it would be fun to tool around on Rodeo drive yelling,



CHOOT 'em 'Lizbeth! CHOOT 'EM!

He's always so excitable.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He's always so excitable.

He is also good TV...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There were no adults supervising on the day this happened:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I feel a little green around the gills now...

 

[Bidin~Time]

I feel a new fad coming on