"I laughed so hard"

[sirhugs]

Wife taks about disccovering how small her hubby's cock is... how she reacted, what she did about it...

who is she talking to?
what did she do?

 

[Carnevil9]

Yet she married him anyway.... that implies that he must have something else going for him. What could it be? Maybe he has a nine inch tongue and can breathe through his ears? Or maybe wife is a dom and hubby likes being pegged?

Unless you are implying that she never saw his microdick until after the wedding. That would be tough to swallow in this day and age, but would lead to all sorts of possible results, mostly of the infidelity sort I'd imagine.

 

[emap]

Let's turn this one on it's ears and reverse that. She is not laughing about how small but how big. I shit you not I laughed when I saw my first big dick, went on to say it won't fit, it did fit of course.

So despite Carny's assurances otherwise it is quite possible for a couple to marry never having seen each other naked. I can see say the maid of honor being her best friend standing guard outside the office they are having their first time in. She laughs about the size, the maid of honor only hears the laughter and worries her friend married a small dick. Once they come out the husband goes to the bar, the wife tells her best friend all about it.

You can have the best friend either just really happy for her friend. You can also have her jealous and try and get her some of the big dicked husband.

 

[sirhugs]

me likes, for another writer...

 

[emap]

Oooo that's a good new name for you, sirchicken.

Read faster darnit I want to see where the interest lies on where I go with the western. Not that I'm having much of that, I'm starting to think perhaps ya'll are in awe of my horrible writing talents.

 

[cuck_wantobe]

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[sirhugs]

I finally talk my sexually naive wife into watching a porn flick with me. She sits watching silently, and I wonder what she's thinking. We come to a bukkake scene. The starlet is surrounded by hugely hung guys, all jerking themselves off, readying themselves to cum all over her. My wife smiles, then looks at me. I'm also jerking off, my hand completely covering my shaft. She looks back at the screen, then back at me, then breaks into hysterics.

and then moves over to sit next to the guy with the real handful?

 

[sirhugs]

Oooo that's a good new name for you, sirchicken.

Read faster darnit I want to see where the interest lies on where I go with the western. Not that I'm having much of that, I'm starting to think perhaps ya'll are in awe of my horrible writing talents.

you're so sexy when you're bitchy... makes me wanna ball gag n spank you...but that would be another thread

as to your western...NOT my cuppa tea..but i do think you're in a spot to open the next chapter with hot hubby wife sex...

 

[cuck_wantobe]

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