I know where Jimmy Hoffa is...

[LittleRedDevil]

He's buried in the foundation of the Pontiac Silverdome.

 

[WriterDom]

Jimmy Hoffa?????????????????

 

[Todd]

He's buried in the foundation of the Pontiac Silverdome.

I am not buried in the fountain of the Pntiac Silverdome, I mean he is not buried there, yeah thas what i meant he isn't there.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Jimmy Hoffa has said to have been poured into the foundation of every of every highway and building project in the Tri-State area. Personally I think he'll be found one day sipping tea on an island with Kennedy and Jim Morrison.

 

[Todd]

Jimmy Hoffa has said to have been poured into the foundation of every of every highway and building project in the Tri-State area. Personally I think he'll be found one day sipping tea on an island with Kennedy and Jim Morrison.

No I do not sip tea with Kennedy and Jim Morrison, I mean I am sure Hoffa does not sip tea with those people.

 

[Nobody Special]

Hey I know where Jimmi Hoffa is... I should know.. I was Ice fishing with him and Jim Morrison and Randy Rhodes and John Bohnam and Keith Moon down in Burmuda.. and yes we did Catch alot of Ice too

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[LittleRedDevil]

Jimmy Hoffa disappeared from the Red Fox, which is just a hop skip and a jump away from the Pontiac Silverdome. He disappeared the same year that it was built.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Are you say he hopped, skipped and jumped into wet cement?

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Nooooooo...

I'm saying the people who killed him dumped him into the cement.

 

[Dillinger]

Ah... finally - I've figured out the big Literotica Mystery AND, as a bonus, solved another mystery...

DCL is Jimmy Hoffa!

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Give the man a cigar! Here you can have one of mine, as long as you use it properly.

 

[Dillinger]

Give the man a cigar! Here you can have one of mine, as long as you use it properly.

Ah... a robusto... 54 gauge...

OK babe... bend over...

 

[LittleRedDevil]

*bending over*


So, what do you plan to do with that...ahem...cigar?

 

[Guest]

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Nope, he ain't dere

Sorry to poke holes in your theory Little Red.

But everyone who has been to my house SWEARS that Hoffa is buried under the mess in what used to be one of the bedrooms. Mind you, it is so full of junk that I can't even open the door to that room to confirm this story. But it seems highly likely to me.

 

[Starfish]

The funny thing is, that other, more socially significant people were murdered or made to dissapear by the indirect hand of this shit you worry about, namely my grandfather, who ran against Hoffa "the great" in the K.C. teamsters elections. Where is the concern about where he lies dead.
My grandfather is dead, and I know right where he is, and I guess that is all that matters, but I have to say, frankly, that I could give a lick of concern to where Jimmy Hoffa lies dead, because dead is where he belongs. I am so disgusted that people care this much about a piece of shit, murdering mobster, that is in hell now.

 

[Guest]

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I'm sorry if I offended anyone. I wasn't trying to. I just thought of it while I was reading one of the other threads.


*hangs head in shame*

 

[Starfish]

I am sorry for assuming you guys cared, that was wrong. I just get so emotional when I read stuff like this, words devoting time and energy to an evil person, when there is no one, aside for families, honoring the people who died because of him. It floods my mind with frustration, because my Grandfather was a great man, and served his local and national community honestly, and he was murdered for it, because he was a better man and stood in Hoffa's way. I am sad I never got to know him and I wish I could go back in time just meet him for one day.

P.S. don't let me kill this thread, if something socially responsible comes of it, all the better... I am just sad!
Don't mind me.
RedDevil, (hugs) Don't let me spoil this, I am sorry.
Indy, I lived in Blue Springs for the first 6 years of my life? You?

[Edited by G.R. on 03-02-2001 at 04:50 PM]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

A comic I knew once told a Vietnam joke on stage -- something about having seen "Deer Hunter" or something and having flashbacks about being "Back in that theatre, man!" Pretty funny.

But one night a drunk Vet stood up and said, essentially, "It's not funny, man, I WAS THERE...etc" totally forgetting that he just paid ten buck to sit down in a comedy club.

G.R., it's a light-hearted place Lit is, and Jimmy Hoffa jokes have been around for decades, so you can't get down on any of us for a thread like this here. That kind of over-reaction is a touch out of place.

However, Lit does have a sober side, and your story is interesting, and can be discussed seriously if everyone likes.

 

[Merelan]

I think he wandered into Lit, and cannot escape. Oh wait. Lit wasn't around then. There goes that theory.

 

[Starfish]

DCL. You're right and I edited in a note to reddevil apologising for the downer. I am not to particularly sure I mind if people don't honor my gf personally, I just want the people who don't know the history, to be desencatized by jokes. He was a very bad man.

I am very sorry, everyone, and hope you can let this slide!
Please proceed and don't mind me.

*I will talk one on one, if any so desire it, but there is not much to tell aside from a covered up murder of a former elected official, who wished to continue sevice to his fellow man, and was one of the fine Americans of his time.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No problem whatsoever GR.

 

[Royal_Prince]

Actually

actually Jimmy lives down the street from me. However, he changed his name to samanatha, got a sex change and now he works for seven eleven dishing out slurpee's and hotdogs


http://members.aol.com/rogernprince/myhomepage/crown2.jpg

 

[LittleRedDevil]

G.R., please don't appologize. I understand the respect you have for your grandfather. I miss mine too. He died about three years ago. I wish he were still alive today. I have some questions I wanted to ask him. Some things that needed to be cleared up between the two of us. But that can't happen now.