I know what the Iraqi "Unconventional Attack" will be

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Soliders who actually want to be there will wear their uniforms while attacking from non-civilian fortifications being led by coordinated commanding officers.

The horror.

 

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[RosevilleCAguy]

Soliders who actually want to be there will wear their uniforms while attacking from non-civilian fortifications being led by coordinated commanding officers.

The horror.

Bastards.

I bet they will actually use tanks that work too.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

never has profound moronness been so unfunny

Tee hee. "Moronness".

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I bet they will actually use tanks that work too.

They've also threatened to use soldiers over the age of 18 and under 60.

Unconventional mothers.

 

[sunstruck]

I read there will be "planes" involved. But no one knows just what they will be used for.

 

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[RosevilleCAguy]

They've also threatened to use soldiers over the age of 18 and under 60.

Unconventional mothers.

Please tell me that they aren't going to stop shooting guys in a hopeless position who just want to go home to their families.

I don't know if I could handle that.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

yes, I couldnt think of the word

what is it?

You're looking for "Brilliantly satirical, a cross between Will Rogers and Eric Bogosian, a laugh riot, drop dead funny, 'I'd fuck him' says the LA Times".

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Maybe the approach will be that suggested by the Saudi Minister.
who suggested Saddam resign or kill himself. "Saddam Hussein tells the Iraqi people that they should be willing to die for the good of Iraq. Shouldn't he be willing to do the same thing?"

Love or hate the Saudis, sometimes you have to admire their style.

 

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[RosevilleCAguy]

I am??

Don't mess with Orson. You'll get invaded by Martians or your "wine will get sold before its time."

Trust me on this.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If you make me do the cuckoo clock speech I'm going to be pissed.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

If you make me do the cuckoo clock speech I'm going to be pissed.

Do it. Do it now!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

In Italy under the Borgias, they had 30 years of warfare,terror,murder & bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, DaVinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love and 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The Cuckoo Clock.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm so pissed.