I know this is only for 1 in a million girls, but it's what I want. (nashville)

[poobah]

What I'm going to describe is something maybe 1 in a million girls would want to do... it's not for everyone, especially for the girl who is timid and shy when it comes to sex. I'm going to list the things I want to do with a girl... and if you can honestly say you can satisfy most of these things, then we need to talk. Some of the things listed are pretty normal... some not so much. I know there are girls out there who enjoy this as much as I do, so hopefully it's you.

You don't have to like ALL the things on the list, but rather get the idea of what kind of girl I'm looking for... if this describes you sexually, then we need to talk.

1. First off, I'm looking for a submissive girl. This means that I want a girl who understands that she is there to please me. Of course, this is not to say that she will not be completely satisfied as well... it's just the attitude/roleplay I want to do. I want to be able to call you names, to be rough with you, to basically use you as nothing more than a fuckhole.

2. I love dirty talk, so you must be able to say things more than "Fuck me" or "I love cock." You must have a mouth so filthy and dirty that a porn star would be shocked. And if you don't know what that would mean, then think of the nastiest things you can say, multiply that by 1000.

3. Let me put anything I want in your pussy or ass. I'm talking things like baseball bats, bottles, pens, remote controls, my fist...

4. Hardcore anal fucking. I'm talking about the kind that forces your face down into the bed. The kind that leaves your ass gaping and dripping of cum.

5. Deep throating oral. If you have never had a cock deep down in your throat, you must be willing to do this. I want to see you gag on my cock, choke on my cock, take my cock as hard in your mouth as I can fuck you. I don't care if tears fall down your face, I want to fuck that mouth of yours so hard so that you understand who the fuck owns you at that moment.

6. Sucking my cock straight from your ass. After I fuck your ass, you'll suck me in WITHOUT wiping my cock off. I want you to smell and taste your ass so you know how filthy of a whore you are.

7. Handjobs handjobs handjobs

8. You must keep my cock hard after I cum. I want to cum at least 5 times when we're together, so you need to find a way to keep my cock hard for that long of a time.

9. I want to film you when we're together, and I get to keep the tape. Don't worry, discretion is a given thing. Nobody will ever see it but you or me.

10. I know this is probably one that is difficult to agree with, but I thought I'd throw it out there... NO condoms. I can't stand them. I'm clean and free of any disease, and I expect you to be the same. Shower beforehand, shower afterwards. Squeaky clean. This is not a must, but it's a preference.

11. I get to cum anywhere on you that I want. Your face, your ass, in your ass, in your pussy, your tits, anywhere.

Well, I think that's about it. I know that this list is a rather tough one for most women to agree with, so keep in mind that this list is here to give you an idea of the kind of girl I'm looking for. I'm probably not going to get many (if any) responses, but I thought I'd give it a shot.

Should you do decide to reply, then I am going to assume that you are ready and willing to meet. If you do respond, then I will send you a voicemail # for you to call and leave me a message. I want to make sure that you are in fact a woman, and not a guy posing. If you do respond, send me a pic as well. Although looks are not that important (attitude is), I don't want any surprises. I will send you a pic in return. So please don't respond unless you can agree to these terms.

I'm asking a lot, I know. I'm just tired of playing games, of getting emails from men posing as women, or writing to women who never intend to meet, who just want to have some online fun. That's not what I'm here for, please respect that.

Also, I'm not into pain, bleeding, or anything like that. I'm a normal guy who just happens to enjoy these things sexually.

So I hope to hear from you. If you've made it this far, you should write me.

NO MEN!!!!

 

[fannie20]

Personally, I could agree to most of that, but not all of it. Good luck findin your woman, sunshine.

 

[bcplaygirl]

poobah, reading that post and imagining the woman you describe is very hot. I would love to claim to be that woman, and do think of all those things in fantasy, however distance and my marital status prevents me from volunteering as does the fact that giving all that control over like that to a strange man and allowing him free reign to do all and more than you described is scary to me when i think about actually doing it.

I hope though that when you do find this willing, wanton slut to please you, that you can still find a few minutes during your day to post details of some of your adventures as some of us mere mortals may never get to experience anything close to that.

 

[RawHumor]

There ARE women like this. In fact, I met a woman (well, we didn't physically meet) on here who would have loved for me to do all of these things and more to her... she was also excited by the idea of being ordered to find another girl for us to play with...

Alas... she was plucked from me by RL obligations, unfortunately, but we might still find a way to get back together in the future.

The thing is, you have to find a women who you can relate to on an emotional, intellectual, and humor level as well. As much sex as you might want to have, it's still going to be a small part of your time together, relatively speaking.

And also, how can a woman force you to stay hard? That's asking a lot.

 

[sba]

How selfish!

Selfish man!
90% want that,thats why they end up "wanking".
Not in one did you say"satisfy the girl".
I say..get yourself a blow up doll! heavy duty one!
xx

 

[bcplaygirl]

*********1. First off, I'm looking for a submissive girl. This means that I want a girl who understands that she is there to please me. Of course, this is not to say that she will not be completely satisfied as well... it's just the attitude/roleplay I want to do. I want to be able to call you names, to be rough with you, to basically use you as nothing more than a fuckhole. *********

I just had to be anal and point out that he *kinda* mentioned wanting to please in saying that 'understand she's there to please me..blah blah blah...not to say she won't be completely satisfied*...

I guess you're right, it does sound a little bit selfish, but I'm not sure he's looking for someone to do this all to but instead someone who will enjoy doing all this with him.

 

[sba]

Exactly!

Yes exactly!
What girl would accept this?
Please a guy who wants to call her names and do stuff for him? I guess a whore would do that,but even her will want "money".
A blow up doll is the only thing that will do that...NO! sorry it can't do that either,since it can't press "submit reply"button!Lol..
xxxx

 

[bcplaygirl]

I tend to disagree, sbs and am most certain he will find a woman who will do all this for him. And her being into that type of stuff in RL, I am certain she will be having fun too.

 

[bcplaygirl]

sorry..

correction only...

sba*

 

[cosmiccupl]

Well I can vouch for the fact that it is possible.... because my wife does most of the things on this list for me and of course she always gets hers as well

 

[Wyldfire]

What I'm going to describe is something maybe 1 in a million girls would want to do... it's not for everyone, especially for the girl who is timid and shy when it comes to sex. I'm going to list the things I want to do with a girl... and if you can honestly say you can satisfy most of these things, then we need to talk. Some of the things listed are pretty normal... some not so much. I know there are girls out there who enjoy this as much as I do, so hopefully it's you.

You don't have to like ALL the things on the list, but rather get the idea of what kind of girl I'm looking for... if this describes you sexually, then we need to talk.

1. First off, I'm looking for a submissive girl. This means that I want a girl who understands that she is there to please me. Of course, this is not to say that she will not be completely satisfied as well... it's just the attitude/roleplay I want to do. I want to be able to call you names, to be rough with you, to basically use you as nothing more than a fuckhole.

2. I love dirty talk, so you must be able to say things more than "Fuck me" or "I love cock." You must have a mouth so filthy and dirty that a porn star would be shocked. And if you don't know what that would mean, then think of the nastiest things you can say, multiply that by 1000.

3. Let me put anything I want in your pussy or ass. I'm talking things like baseball bats, bottles, pens, remote controls, my fist...

4. Hardcore anal fucking. I'm talking about the kind that forces your face down into the bed. The kind that leaves your ass gaping and dripping of cum.

5. Deep throating oral. If you have never had a cock deep down in your throat, you must be willing to do this. I want to see you gag on my cock, choke on my cock, take my cock as hard in your mouth as I can fuck you. I don't care if tears fall down your face, I want to fuck that mouth of yours so hard so that you understand who the fuck owns you at that moment.

6. Sucking my cock straight from your ass. After I fuck your ass, you'll suck me in WITHOUT wiping my cock off. I want you to smell and taste your ass so you know how filthy of a whore you are.

7. Handjobs handjobs handjobs

8. You must keep my cock hard after I cum. I want to cum at least 5 times when we're together, so you need to find a way to keep my cock hard for that long of a time.

9. I want to film you when we're together, and I get to keep the tape. Don't worry, discretion is a given thing. Nobody will ever see it but you or me.

10. I know this is probably one that is difficult to agree with, but I thought I'd throw it out there... NO condoms. I can't stand them. I'm clean and free of any disease, and I expect you to be the same. Shower beforehand, shower afterwards. Squeaky clean. This is not a must, but it's a preference.

11. I get to cum anywhere on you that I want. Your face, your ass, in your ass, in your pussy, your tits, anywhere.

Well, I think that's about it. I know that this list is a rather tough one for most women to agree with, so keep in mind that this list is here to give you an idea of the kind of girl I'm looking for. I'm probably not going to get many (if any) responses, but I thought I'd give it a shot.

Should you do decide to reply, then I am going to assume that you are ready and willing to meet. If you do respond, then I will send you a voicemail # for you to call and leave me a message. I want to make sure that you are in fact a woman, and not a guy posing. If you do respond, send me a pic as well. Although looks are not that important (attitude is), I don't want any surprises. I will send you a pic in return. So please don't respond unless you can agree to these terms.

I'm asking a lot, I know. I'm just tired of playing games, of getting emails from men posing as women, or writing to women who never intend to meet, who just want to have some online fun. That's not what I'm here for, please respect that.

Also, I'm not into pain, bleeding, or anything like that. I'm a normal guy who just happens to enjoy these things sexually.

So I hope to hear from you. If you've made it this far, you should write me.

NO MEN!!!!

You know it's guys like you that give guys a bad name. I swear to fucking god. If you want that kind of a woman head to Tijuana or Thailand. Those're about the only kinds of places women like that live you sick ass fuck.

 

[rainfall]

Ah, The Porn Effect.

 

[Eilan]

Uh, yeah. You have a whopping one post and your profile isn't filled out. Even if I were interested--and I have done some of the things on your list with the right partner--you'd have to earn my respect first.

Ah, The Porn Effect.

Do you mean to tell me that porn sex ain't real? Blasphemer!

 

[Incandesce]

You know it's guys like you that give guys a bad name. I swear to fucking god. If you want that kind of a woman head to Tijuana or Thailand. Those're about the only kinds of places women like that live you sick ass fuck.

Ditto

 

[WriterDom]

Real men can cum 5 times without help getting or keeping it up.

Talk about bad morning breath. Pee-UUU

 

[Miss Eggroll]

The right girl doesn't need instructions. She does everything she wants and everything he wants....because she wants to, not because she's ordered to. I think you've been watching too many B-rated movies.

 

[rydia57]

Hmmm... sure you shouldn't post that in the BDSM personals?

 

[Lady Reiha]

that made me cringe...where's the pleasing the girl in that list of selfishness?

 

[RawHumor]

Again, some women do enjoy being degraded. They do enjoy serving. They do enjoy being used.

Obviously I don't know this guy, but as I've said, I found such a girl. Unfortunately, she's a bit out of my grasp. However, she and I both knew that there would also be times of extreme tenderness and of me adoring her quite heavily - a mixture of extreme kink and strong love.

And I suspect that this isn't really his first post, but that for whatever reason, he didn't want to use his real name (no, Amateur Sherlocks, it's not me). Just a hunch.

 

[erosuk]

from a real man to Poobah

Poobah, you're an ignorant idiot.

What you want is not a woman; a human being with feelings, a mind and a heart, but a sexual automaton. Go buy a blow-up doll or whatever and stay the hell away from women.

I might be of the same gender as you but I differ from you in one crucial way; I respect women.

 

[Zidane]

might as well just call that rape and be done with it.

 

[pink]

Yes exactly!
What girl would accept this?
Please a guy who wants to call her names and do stuff for him? I guess a whore would do that,but even her will want "money".
A blow up doll is the only thing that will do that...NO! sorry it can't do that either,since it can't press "submit reply"button!Lol..
xxxx

We are out there and it is possible.

 

[drdlove]

my god

i swear you wrote that to piss people off. You know what you might want to try as a slight diversion from that fantasy. Try pampering a girl, I mean, when she walks in the door from work, or where ever she's been take her bags for her and hand her a cup of jasmine tea. Then walk her to a waiting bedroom where scented candles light the room. Remove her clothes one peice at a time kissing her as you do. Then lay her down and massage her gentley from head to toe. At this point it's ok to go for a discreet feel as you massage her inner thigh slide your hand over her pussy to make sure she's enjoying herself.

THen you can put her in an already prepared bubble bath and sponge her entire bodt while she sips on some sparkling wine and eats strawberries. Then for the finale, take her back to the bed and make unending love to her until you can see she's starting to tire.

Then kiss her on the forehead and watch her fall asleep.

Sorry folks I had to do that as therapy to get the icky feeling I got fromreading that guys post.

 

[poobah]

Thank you all for your replies. I appreciate all the feedback, good or bad. I am quite serious about my post, however... and although some women have been curious, I'm still looking for that 1 in a million. I know that it's a harsh post... I know how it sounds, and I know how it makes me look. I have no problem with that, or else I wouldn't have written it.

I'm not here to defend myself or to attack anyone... but keep in mind it's just a form of roleplay. Thank you for your replies.

 

[Needfull Thing]

Hello. I usually do not get involved in points of centention, as this so obviously has become. I've not been here for long and so most of you may feel nothing I have to say has any validity. I shall say it none-the-less.

The first thing he says at the beginning of this post is that he understands this is an extreme request and he has no faith that any woman will wish to respond or be able to fullfill it if she should. Keep that clear in mind.

Second, he explains that these are fantasies he's had and not absolute requirements. Merely a sort of blueprint to what turns him on. He also makes it very clear that the woman must also be into those sorts of things.

If this post offends you then stop reading it and do not respond unless you just feel like denegrating someone and abusing them...wait! Isn't that what he's saying HE likes? You do not have to reply to him ladies. And guys...lets be honest you only replied because you saw how the women responded to him. You thought you could give yourself a one-up by shooting him down for them. How can you respect women and manipulate them too?

A lot of people share these fantasies. Perhaps he should have posted in the BDSM area but its not such a big deal that he put it in the wrong place. This is, after all, a Personals forum. He's like the rest of us, looking for what he wants. How many of you would not even look at me twice if I posted a real pic of myself...all of you. You all want what you want, very specific criteria that you will not yield on. How is it wrong that he is the same about what he wants? It might not be what you get off on but its not wrong.

I've met women...oh yes...WOMEN who have more extreme fetish desires than this man is describing for you. I met a woman once who wanted to be in a church on her wedding day, with her family all around her, as she was being gang-raped on a bed of nails. Not only that but she fantasized the rape would be so brutal she would die from it. Yes, I agree she has issues, god this was a sick woman, wow, this poor girl needs help!

But she was a 32 yr old mother of three with a business of her own and extremely successful and well-adjusted. She understood these were just fantasies and most of them she could never really live out. She was an extreme masochist and submissive. EXTREME being the opporative word.

Now, I am a male. I share a great many of this man's fantasies. Not all of them, the insertion fantasies don't turn me on. Niether does the deep-throating or handjobs. I do get off on most of the rest of it. A lot of women do as well. You say this man has watched too much porn but the truth is, You have. To you, BDSM is light spanking on night a week, or possibly being blind folded while you make love on a soft bed. Thats the most vanilla version of this lifestyle folks, I'm sorry to tell you. Some people need it 24/7.

There are numerous desires that turn us off but appeal to others. I knew a lesbian. She hated men with a passion but for some unknown reason she had a sperm fetish. Her girlfriend was bisexual and so they came up with a plan. They would make love while the man jerked off and covered them. They would lick it off each other and snowball it back and forth, the man forgotten.

The rules being simply that he could never touch the lesbian. If her bi partner wanted to get fucked she could and occasioanlly would wish to be.The lesbian often ate her cum filled pussy. But not once did she ever touch any man. Other gay women she knew treated her like dirt for these desires.

Stop judgeing. This is a place to post fantasies. Most of us will never have any of them fullfilled. Certainly not by anyone from Lit. Thats the real, hard, cold, truth. Most of you know it and admit it to yourselves. But you still post your desires and no one calls you names. Let him have his say as well.

Thats all I will say.