I know there is a joke thread somewhere

[Dillinger]

But I can't find it... so... hope these haven't been done already...

Q. What's blonde and brown, blonde and brown, blonde and brown?

A. Madonna doing cartwheels.

 

[Phoenyx]

A man and his wife in court getting a divorce - the problem was who
should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up an said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain and labor. 'She should be in my custody.'

The judge turns to the husband and says 'What do you have to say in your defense?'

The man sat for a while contemplating - then slowly rose.

'Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out,whose Pepsi is it - the machine's or mine?'

 

[hotti]

Blonde jokes are the best lol.

The one thread I know of is here:

Add a Joke Thread

And I didn't see that particular one there

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I'm indulging in vice, to learn the true measure of a man...

 

[Dillinger]

A chicken and an egg check in to a cheap motel room. Moments later the chicken sits up against the headboard and lights a cigarette.

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The egg says, "Well, that settles that."