I Know I Left my Coat here Somewhere...

[Demian]

I only need it when it's so Cold

 

[LukkyKnight]

If you have your number sir...?

I can retrieve it for you - it's in the red room.

Of course, if you don't have your number then I can't know which one it is so you will have to go in there yourself and get it.

 

[Demian]

Smile

If I could choose a first post to my thread, this would be it...

Unless you're a serial killer

 

[LukkyKnight]

not me

If I could choose a first post to my thread, this would be it...

Unless you're a serial killer

Serial is passe, I am all USB n stuff.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Sorry Demian. I was wearing it when I went out to play in the snow with the kids. It got hot, because the sun was out and I took it off. The next thing I know, the neighbor's dog is running down the street with it. The kids and I chased after the dog for 6 blocks but lost him when he ducked in an alley.

The next day I went looking for your coat and found some homeless guy muttering insanely to himself about the grace of the holy mother and her kindness in giving him the coat. Well, what could I do there?

So, I went to the mall looking for an exact replicate of your coat but it seems it was last year's style and nobody has it. I checked with a couple of stores to see if they would special order it but they said no fucking way because who would wear last year's style? They had me there.

I stopped at a local artist's loft on the way home and had her sketch a rendering of the coat (she used to work for the police) for me. While I was there she asked me to pose nude. That was fun, until her german sheppard decided I looked like lunch.

I was on my way to drop the sketch at the taylor's shop when I got in a serious accident in my too-big suburban. I took out a light pole and a few pedestrians, but I'm ok.

I type this from my hospital bed in Queens.

Ruby

p.s. Sorry about the coat.

 

[Demian]

found it up your ass Ruby

I wuz there when you first came here and wuznnt so Brilliant, but thanks anywayz, Ruby

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: found it up your ass Ruby

I wuz there when you first came here and wuznnt so Brilliant, but thanks anywayz, Ruby

 

[Demian]

Can't you warm Better than That?

Kids?

 

[TygerEyez]

*rolls eyes playfully* Anyone who replaces "s" with "z", but only some of the time deserves a giant.....

WHO GIVES A FUCK?! LOL

 

[AskACumSlut]

Ruby, that wasn't Demian's coat. His has the silver buttons and red trim.

I know because I took it to Goodwill, it was ragged and torn so I didn't think Demian would mind. Sorry. I can get it back if I hurry.

 

[Demian]

Goodwill

I'll see you there, before you Discover your wit

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Goodwill

I'll see you there, before you Discover your wit

Are you on a drinking binge, Demian? Seems I remember liking you before this thread.

 

[modest mouse]

Did noone else see the hilarity in Ruby's post?

 

[Marxist]

After a month, the coat was purchased from Goodwill by Jose Hidalgo. He had just joined a neighborhood gang and wanted to fit in. Jose had his mother stitch in the broadest red satin across the back: EL LOBO DEL MARICON.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Goodwill

Are you on a drinking binge, Demian? Seems I remember liking you before this thread.

I actually checked to see if it was the real Demian posting or someone using his name as a "guest."

I'm curious what is up, too. In all the posts he has done as InsideShiraz and Demian, this is the first thread I have ever seen him be rude in. It is WAY out of character.

??

 

[SINthysist]

Somebody must have trashed Styx and he had to take it out on someone...

 

[Guest]

After a month, the coat was purchased from Goodwill by Jose Hidalgo. He had just joined a neighborhood gang and wanted to fit in. Jose had his mother stitch in the broadest red satin across the back: EL LOBO DEL MARICON.

El Lobo Del Maricon was a broad selection of queer society in the barrio. They included cock suckers of every stripe. They had Black Cubans, White Puerto Ricans, a New Mexican Mexican, and even a White stoner that could roll into a ball and auto-fellate himself; his name was DEMIAN.

 

[sexy-girl]

that long name is annoying that says posted last on the board so im replying to get rid of it

 

[Demian]

Holy Shit!

I wuz having Major Conspiracy theories last night...Sorry Ruby

I can't always mix a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and a half rack of Bud successfully

This did turn out to be an interesting thread none the less

So...

Another day, another dollar
And after I've shouted and hollered
It's my way of living
I can't change a thing

Another town iz drawing near
Baby, I miss you when you're not here
The only time we're together
Iz in our Dreams

It's a Highway Song
I sing it all day long
All day long

 

[Guest]

Demian is xxxplorher?

He's the only other person that has these "alcohol conspiracy nightmares"

Interesting. Must go change change name.

 

[Demian]

Huh?

Iz this the Pussy Mullet thread?

More weirdness to come...talk to me whilst ya can

 

[Guest]

Re: Huh?

Iz this the Pussy Mullet thread?

More weirdness to come...talk to me whilst ya can

Your mom is dead.....that's the smell coming from upstairs....that's why your "meds" haven't come downstairs in a week......Demian, go check on your mom......worms are eating her cunt as we speak......

 

[Demian]

Really?

Iz that where the Meds went?

I sure could use a Mom right now

Modest if I don't say

 

[Guest]

Re: Really?

Iz that where the Meds went?

I sure could use a Mom right now

Modest if I don't say

Demian, you are aware that you just passed 1000 posts. Congrats.

You smell something funny?

 

[Demian]

inch by inch

Titles have already been reached

inch by inch

I still don't know how to get a fuckin' avitar that I like