I knew this was going to happen!

[superlittlegirl]

It always does.

The one monthly zit appeared this morning. It's enormous, and I swear it's laughing. I get the same one, every month, without fail. But why does it always appear at exactly the wrong time? I have lovely skin 26 days out of the month, and then the behemoth takes over my chin.

I'm leaving it alone this time. I am not going to poke at it, or say ugly words to it in the mirror, or even think about it too much. Maybe when I wake up tomorrow morning it will be gone, as if it was just a bad dream.

Did I mention that it's huge?

 

[acitore_vuli]

What is zit's name?

 

[lilminx]

I feel your pain, darlin'.


By the way, you SAY you're not going to touch it this time, but you will. You will.

 

[Rambling Rose]

And when you woke up yesterday you were still beautiful. I'll pray for you.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

It won't even matter....

Just ignore it.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Brutus Snardley is the name of my zit.

What is zit's name?

 

[superlittlegirl]

You know, you're probably right. But I'm going to try my best to leave it alone. I have decided that I'd rather have my zit than have a huge, angry red blotch where it used to be. Wish me some kind of holy restraint.

I feel your pain, darlin'.


By the way, you SAY you're not going to touch it this time, but you will. You will.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Thanks. I think this situation is going to require some divine intervention, so I appreciate your li'l steepled hands. Plus, I really dig your av.

And when you woke up yesterday you were still beautiful. I'll pray for you.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Hmm. You got any more of that blue lyin' around? Maybe I could just go all azure and create a diversion.

<ignoreignoreignore> Hey! I think it's working!

It won't even matter....

Just ignore it.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

See? I told ya!

And if one blemish is enough to make one think ugly thoughts, then I should be dead.

 

[Shaq]

Poppin zits
Defacation
Scratching one's ass
Letting out a big belch



The taboo pleasures that also make life worth living......


*scratches ass*


Ooooooooooh yeah....

 

[Pyper]

Hmm, I used to get the monthly zit too, but then I started using toner, so now the worst I get is some monthly visible pores.

 

[Cheyenne]

I haven't gotten those monthly zits since I started to take bcp awhile ago. Better skin seems to be a side effect that I like.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I haven't gotten those monthly zits since I started to take bcp awhile ago. Better skin seems to be a side effect that I like.

I have seriously considered this. Do you take the one that is specifically designed to reduce blemishes, or is it just a welcome side effect of a different one?

 

[Guest]

I'd still fuck you.
Might have to put a bag over your head first, but...

 

[superlittlegirl]

Oh, Honey. I think you're gonna need two bags. Seriously.

I'd still fuck you.
Might have to put a bag over your head first, but...

 

[Guest]

I'm dissapointed that you didn't come to me before starting this thread Super! I thought we could talk about anything?

We're so close you and I. Have I been too close? Am I getting under your skin? Tell me.

I'll leave if you want me to. Just don't Oxy me. I'm not a moron.

Let's talk. Face to face. ok?

 

[Shaq]

I'm dissapointed that you didn't come to me before starting this thread Super! I thought we could talk about anything?

We're so close you and I. Have I been too close? Am I getting under your skin? Tell me.

I'll leave if you want me to. Just don't Oxy me. I'm not a moron.

Let's talk. Face to face. ok?

And humor has been brought to new lows!


*gives cookie for wit*

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

I'm dissapointed that you didn't come to me before starting this thread Super! I thought we could talk about anything?

We're so close you and I. Have I been too close? Am I getting under your skin? Tell me.

I'll leave if you want me to. Just don't Oxy me. I'm not a moron.

Let's talk. Face to face. ok?

ROFLMAO!!!!!

 

[superlittlegirl]

*giggling*

I'm dissapointed that you didn't come to me before starting this thread Super! I thought we could talk about anything?

We're so close you and I. Have I been too close? Am I getting under your skin? Tell me.

I'll leave if you want me to. Just don't Oxy me. I'm not a moron.

Let's talk. Face to face. ok?

 

[acitore_vuli]

That was pretty funny, wasn't it?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Yes, very. Brutus got an audible laugh out of me, and that is rare.

That was pretty funny, wasn't it?

 

[acitore_vuli]

Yes, very. Brutus got an audible laugh out of me, and that is rare.

 

[Cheyenne]

I have seriously considered this. Do you take the one that is specifically designed to reduce blemishes, or is it just a welcome side effect of a different one?

Different one. But I think they all work the same, just that one brand thought to test and get permission to market the skin benefits. I take the generic version of Alesse (sp?). It is called Aviane and it is low dose.