I knew it! Our Queen is a mere pretender...

[p_p_man]

Rumour has it that George III had an affair, and maybe married, a young commoner and a Quaker named Hannah Lightfoot. The relationship produced three children...

At last there's hope on the horizon...

Perhaps our Queen ain't our Queen after all...

Somewhere in the shadows lurks the rightful heir to the Throne...

Come out, come out wherever you are. We need you...

ppman

 

[Problem Child]

As usual, we really don't care. Nor should we.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You mean the monarchy isn't sanctioned by God?

 

[sunstruck]

It's not like she does anything anyway.

 

[Aquila]

Rumour has it that George III had an affair, and maybe married, a young commoner and a Quaker named Hannah Lightfoot. The relationship produced three children...

At last there's hope on the horizon...

Perhaps our Queen ain't our Queen after all...

Somewhere in the shadows lurks the rightful heir to the Throne...

Come out, come out wherever you are. We need you...

ppman

I did not think that bastard children could assume the throne.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

So Gordon Lightfoot is the King?

 

[Problem Child]

It's not like she does anything anyway.

That's not quite true. She sucks up millions of pounds each year that could benefit the British economy and it's citizens.

 

[zipman]

I thought he was going to say that she's really a man.

 

[Stout chap]

Long Live Queen Mimsy!
(King George is a bit, you know, ctnd p. 94...)

 

[REDWAVE]

Me!

All right, I have to finally confess. I am the Queen of England.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: I knew it! Our Queen is a mere pretender...

I did not think that bastard children could assume the throne.

They can't, but legitimate ones can, and if Mad George did marry Hannah then we have a right royal problem...

ppman

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Me!

All right, I have to finally confess. I am the Queen of England.

Queen of whatever Las Vegas barrio you inhabit, perhaps.

 

[Aquila]

wouldn't

the fact that hanna was a commoner be a problem.. royalty isn't supposed to inter marry. I believe.

 

[p_p_man]

The only problem I've got with this...

is that the leading claimants to the Throne are an American family called the Mackelkins (sp)...

Aaaaagggghhhhh!!!!

We'll probably end up with someone like Bush in charge once the rot sets in...

ppman

 

[bluespoke]

Re: Re: Re: I knew it! Our Queen is a mere pretender...

They can't, but legitimate ones can, and if Mad George did marry Hannah then we have a right royal problem...

ppman

Of course we don't. Nothing can be done retrospectively.

And anyway the Royal Family will be non existant soon.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Me!

All right, I have to finally confess. I am the Queen of England.

Is that your drag name? Didn't I see you in Cabaret Out My Ass last summer?

 

[REDWAVE]

Bastard Child

I always suspected he was a racist (and I know he's a homophobe), but until now he never made any clearly racist comments. (At least none I'm aware of.) Now he's shown his true colors with that "barrio" crack.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I knew it! Our Queen is a mere pretender...

Of course we don't. Nothing can be done retrospectively.

Since when have descendants been retrospective?

ppman

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I knew it! Our Queen is a mere pretender...

Of course we don't. Nothing can be done retrospectively.

And anyway the Royal Family will be non existant soon.

and how will the royal family be non-existant? last I saw the royal family had huge support over on your side of the pond.

 

[bluespoke]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I knew it! Our Queen is a mere pretender...

and how will the royal family be non-existant? last I saw the royal family had huge support over on your side of the pond.

It keeps trying to shoot itself in the foot. It's members aren't the brighest stars in the constellation.

Support flutuates but in the long term it is doomed. It's an anachronism.

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I knew it! Our Queen is a mere pretender...

It keeps trying to shoot itself in the foot. It's members aren't the brighest stars in the constellation.

Support flutuates but in the long term it is doomed. It's an anachronism.

Ahh well, it makes me no nevermind if the royal family stays or goes. but from centuries of inbreeding I don't imagine they would be the brightest.

But hey, the whole Idea of royalty is romantic

 

[peachykeen]

Alright, alright, it's me. That is actually why I came to London. But sshh don't tell anyone yet. I'm still busy picking out gems for my tiara and coronation gown.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

ok, does anyone outside London itself really give a rats arse about the goings on inside Buckingham? (other than the very astute point PC made about being an monetary vaccum cleaner)

 

[peachykeen]

The Canadians seem quite fond of 'em, and the Aussies had their chance to get rid of them but chose not to...

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Bastard Child

I always suspected he was a racist (and I know he's a homophobe), but until now he never made any clearly racist comments. (At least none I'm aware of.) Now he's shown his true colors with that "barrio" crack.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.