i kinda want to hit jamie oliver with a bat.

[killallhippies]

but i don't know why.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I kinda want to hit your bat, but I don't know why.

 

[killallhippies]

i wouldn't. there's nothing in it and i already cleaned out the resin.

 

[fair_warning]

I want Jamie to cook my dinner, I'm willing to go all the way to Sydney just to get dinner. That is pretty generous of me.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

but i don't know why.

It's because of the "pukka", isn't it? I totally get that.

 

[killallhippies]

that might be fun, but i bet he'd get all preachy and that's when the bat would enter the conversation.

and i don't even disagree with him much. he just annoys me.

 

[fair_warning]

that might be fun, but i bet he'd get all preachy and that's when the bat would enter the conversation.

and i don't even disagree with him much. he just annoys me.

what if he cooked a really yummy dinner, would that shut you up. Would you keep the bat under the table if you were kept busy eating?

 

[killallhippies]

It's because of the "pukka", isn't it? I totally get that.

there are many reasons. dude just bugs me. he just comes off as a bit of a bitch.

 

[killallhippies]

what if he cooked a really yummy dinner, would that shut you up. Would you keep the bat under the table if you were kept busy eating?

it'd better be really fucking good.

 

[fair_warning]

I'm pissed off now, it's like 12.15am here and I am now wanting a snack...

 

[killallhippies]

me too, but for different reasons.

 

[MonaLittle]

Bobby Flay kick's Jamie Oliver's ass.

 

[killallhippies]

i know that name, but it's not bringing anything to mind. that kinda bugs me.

 

[gravyrug]

Oliver used to be fun and had really good recipes, and then he got all holier-than-thou about obesity. Now he's just a whiny, preachy asshole. Bobby Flay is just mostly an asshole.

 

[killallhippies]

damn it, i looked up bobby flay and now i'm wondering why the hell i even know his name because i don't recognize him at all.

and exactly, gravy. also his tour of america show thingy was just terrible. he just came off as vaguely patronizing and a little clueless.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I took a nap. I don't want to hit anything.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I don't know who these people are, and I don't really care.

 

[killallhippies]

who does?

 

[sweepthefloor]

I don't want to go to the store by myself.

 

[Silverlily]

I prefer Fabio Viviani.

 

[chillywilly2]

but i don't know why.

I feel the same way...just irritating

 

[killallhippies]

I don't want to go to the store by myself.

take a bat.

I prefer Fabio Viviani.

i have no idea who that is.

I feel the same way...just irritating

indeed.

 

[Silverlily]

Click the link and learn.

 

[killallhippies]

oh, i did, but still. i probably should've said i'd never heard of him before.

 

[Disgustipated]

I prefer Fabio Viviani.

Fuck that dude. Seriously. He's a prick of the highest order and fucked good people out of their money. Yes, I know him personally.