I just sent my first adopted newbie, the horny one, a PM. Here it is

[Spinaroonie]

Subject: Hello, Welcome

Look here, bub.

I've just addopted you as my own, so here's the deal. You need to start posting. Post whatever you want to, just post it in the general board. I'll make the people be nice to you, since you're my adopted child. Just start posting. I even made you a welcoming thread in the General board, so go there post and get to know people

JUST START POSTING!

I DON'T NEED TO ADOPT ANY MORE CHILDREN!

Your loving adopted father,
Spinaroonie

 

[st4nton]

what if he kills you?

 

[Raina]

Wow, what a lucky newbie.

 

[Azwed]

You planning to make this a daily thing Spin or weekly or what?

 

[Spinaroonie]

what if he kills you?

no dessert.

 

[Spinaroonie]

You planning to make this a daily thing Spin or weekly or what?

I"ve already gotten a few adopted newbies. Oh wait... one turned out not to exist.

I've got two. We'll see how that goes.

 

[Azwed]

These newbies need a female role model you know. You don't want to tramautize them in some way.

 

[Spinaroonie]

These newbies need a female role model you know. You don't want to tramautize them in some way.

Women can adopt their own newbies. Noni and abcdeyahoo are up for grabs.

 

[Byron In Exile]

what if he kills you?

no dessert.

5

 

[Mellon Collie]

Adopt meeeee!

 

[QuickDuck]

hope you don;t mind me saying, but a bored Spin, is a fucking funny Spin

 

[Azwed]

Adopt meeeee!

I would but then I can't have sex with you because it would be like incest or something I think.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Adopt meeeee!

You're too old. The only way is if we can prove you incompetant in front of a judge.

 

[Mellon Collie]

You're too old. The only way is if we can prove you incompetant in front of a judge.

I think that would prove to not be a problem.

 

[Smiley777]

Spin rocks! I wish he had adopted me when I first got here though. I could have gotten "second posts" and followed in his footsteps. Darn the luck.

 

[Spinaroonie]

dammit. The other one has PMs turned off.

Thanks a lot, moron.

 

[Mellon Collie]

See, you need a daughter i.e.; me.

 

[bknight2602]

Awww you're such a softy!

 

[DéjàNu]

Hey SpinHon, do you need a babysitter for your adopted newbie?


I could help

 

[Byron In Exile]

Spinaroonie, you have some class, therefore have adopted Mellon Collie by default. My question now is, why not Phantasma? Her husband is gay -- she pleaded for help, where were you? Spin, man, here was the perfect adoptee. Wtf???

 

[J.B.]

How does one go about with this adoption thing?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Spinaroonie, you have some class, therefore have adopted Mellon Collie by default. My question now is, why not Phantasma? Her husband is gay -- she pleaded for help, where were you? Spin, man, here was the perfect adoptee. Wtf???

I've explained it before, the paperwork just go cleared recently so only now can I adopt kids.

Mellon, I'll go schedule an appt w/ the judge.

 

[Byron In Exile]

 

 

[Byron In Exile]

 

 

[Spinaroonie]

Alright, alright, I'll adopt the newbie.