I just saw my first UFO.

[human_male]

Forsooth. I was walking home from work at sundown, and I saw a silver sphere moving across the sky, on a perfectly flat trajectory, at a considerable speed. At first I thought it must be a plane or helicopter and the sun was shining off it. But then I noticed the speed. I was unable to make out any detail at all. I couldn't see a tail, or wings, or a rotor or anything of that kind. That meant that if it was a plane or a helicopter it must be quite far away. And if you watch an aircraft in the distance they appear to move quite slowly. But this was moving at considerable speed. Not exactly zooming or anything, but certainly faster than an airliner or something.

I wonder what it was.

I hope it was visitors. And they're here to abduct me. And give me a damn good probing.

And then take me away to their planet that's populated by nothing but millions of single, horny plump chicks.

That'd be sweet.

 

[Liar]

http://www.sontechk.com/eng/img/customer/flying_ball.gif

 

[australwind]

Forsooth. I was walking home from work at sundown, and I saw a silver sphere moving across the sky, on a perfectly flat trajectory, at a considerable speed. At first I thought it must be a plane or helicopter and the sun was shining off it. But then I noticed the speed. I was unable to make out any detail at all. I couldn't see a tail, or wings, or a rotor or anything of that kind. That meant that if it was a plane or a helicopter it must be quite far away. And if you watch an aircraft in the distance they appear to move quite slowly. But this was moving at considerable speed. Not exactly zooming or anything, but certainly faster than an airliner or something.

I wonder what it was.

I hope it was visitors. And they're here to abduct me. And give me a damn good probing.

And then take me away to their planet that's populated by nothing but millions of single, horny plump chicks.

That'd be sweet.

What did they call the spaceship in "Flesh Gordon"?

That's the one you need...HM....

 

[human_male]

What did they call the spaceship in "Flesh Gordon"?

That's the one you need...HM....

I always wanted to see that film.

 

[australwind]

I always wanted to see that film.

It's a great number for the drive-in.....

 

[Straight-8]

I saw a UFO once - turned out to be a weather balloon. That sucker was moving! I guess it was in an upper air wind stream.

Oh well, stripping away illusions ...

I often think of Yeats (and I wish I could quote the lines - anybody help?) where he bemoans scientific rationality and wishes that he was a pagan walking by the ancient sea and saw old Neptune raise his trident. While I am attracted to his romantic view (and adore his use of the language) I ultimately come down firmly on the side of facing reality without filtering it through religion or other belief systems. And I think there is plenty in nature to keep an inquiring mind fascinated.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I know you will believe me when I say I've seen two. The first was actually a weather balloon. Hundreds of people reported it. Some even gathering their families and driving out of town. That's even weirder than the sighting.

The second was much stranger. I was up on Rattlesnake ridge outside Yakima with two of my cousins when I saw this lighted object flying direcotly toward me overhead. It was really fast when it passed over then flew straight up. All of us saw it. That one was never explained.

Yeah. They really exist, but the question is: What the fuck are they?

 

[staciliv]

UFOs were actually documented during the Apollo program. Ever wonder why we haven't returned to the moon? Or even sent a man up over 100 miles?

 

[MagicaPractica]

My Dad says he is quite positive he saw one some years ago. He's my Dad so I believe him.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I always wanted to see that film.

Are you hot to see Flesh Gordon's girlfriend's Boobs or is it the Penisaurus that turns you on, Human?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Forsooth. I was walking home from work at sundown, and I saw a silver sphere moving across the sky, on a perfectly flat trajectory, at a considerable speed. At first I thought it must be a plane or helicopter and the sun was shining off it. But then I noticed the speed. I was unable to make out any detail at all. I couldn't see a tail, or wings, or a rotor or anything of that kind. That meant that if it was a plane or a helicopter it must be quite far away. And if you watch an aircraft in the distance they appear to move quite slowly. But this was moving at considerable speed. Not exactly zooming or anything, but certainly faster than an airliner or something.

I wonder what it was.

I hope it was visitors. And they're here to abduct me. And give me a damn good probing.

And then take me away to their planet that's populated by nothing but millions of single, horny plump chicks.

That'd be sweet.

That would be sweet!

But, if they don't, you should totally write a story about that.

 

[australwind]

Are you hot to see Flesh Gordon's girlfriend's Boobs or is it the Penisaurus that turns you on, Human?

Dang it... so that was the name of the ship!

I knew someone round here would remember!

 

[tickledkitty]

I've always kind of liked the MIB idea that aliens are among us, but we are too self-absorbed to notice.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Dang it... so that was the name of the ship!

I knew someone round here would remember!

Ummm... no. The Penisaurus was the monstor in the cave. Don't recall the name of the ship, but the characters were:

Flesh Gordon (The Hero)
Dale Ardor (The Girlfriend)
Dr. Jackoff (The Mad Scientist who build the rocket from parts from the Sears Catalog)
and
Emperor Wang (The mad villian)

 

[sr71plt]

I once thought I was looking at a UFO appearing briefly from nowhere over Omaha, Nebraska. A sinking feeling followed right after that when I was told that was what I was there to learn to drive.

 

[shereads]

Long ago, under the influence of cannibis, during a reunion with my college roommates at an isolated beach house, I built a simple but highly effective UFO using a glow-stick tied to a kite.

No one was beamed up or probed that night, but four out of six people were convinced they'd seen an alien spacecraft.

The four believers happened to be the same four who'd indulged in a second bout with the bong. But that's just coincidence.

 

[tickledkitty]

Long ago, under the influence of cannibis,

Shocking!

 

[australwind]

Ummm... no. The Penisaurus was the monstor in the cave. Don't recall the name of the ship, but the characters were:

Flesh Gordon (The Hero)
Dale Ardor (The Girlfriend)
Dr. Jackoff (The Mad Scientist who build the rocket from parts from the Sears Catalog)
and
Emperor Wang (The mad villian)

and the ship???

With all this information, you must know the name of the ship.....

 

[slyc_willie]

and the ship???

With all this information, you must know the name of the ship.....

Actually, wasn't it Dr. Flexi Jerkoff?

Been years since I've seen it . . . .

 

[australwind]

Actually, wasn't it Dr. Flexi Jerkoff?

Been years since I've seen it . . . .

Same here.


I believe my offspring acquired the DVD recently.... I might have to ask if I can borrow it.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Evertime I see a hillbilly sayin he was abducted by aliens and subjected to anal probes I think of that movie "Deliverence"

What the hell kinda aliens is these that only want to anal probe hillbillies?

Why don't they abduct some super-models and anal probe them?

Just wonderin.

 

[slyc_willie]

Evertime I see a hillbilly sayin he was abducted by aliens and subjected to anal probes I think of that movie "Deliverence"

What the hell kinda aliens is these that only want to anal probe hillbillies?

Why don't they abduct some super-models and anal probe them?

Just wonderin.

Maybe, for the aliens, conception is in the rectum. That old saying of 'shitting out kids' would make perfect sense . . . .

 

[human_male]

I guess it probably was just a weather balloon or something. What a downer. I want to get probed, goddamit!

And taken away somewhere where there's single wimmins!

 

[human_male]

Are you hot to see Flesh Gordon's girlfriend's Boobs or is it the Penisaurus that turns you on, Human?

Hmmm. Well how big exactly is this things dick? And how big are her boobs?

 

[alyxen]

No clue how accurate this is, but the fact it's quoted on the page leads some credibility: http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/F/flesh_gordon.html


"Stratos-ship"

The IMDB site has some interesting trivia on this flick: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068595/trivia

For years, all of the standard sources reported that this film was edited from a hard-core "porno". However, when the "original, uncensored version" was released on video in the late 1990s, it proved to be only slightly more explicit than any previously released cut.

Hardcore sequences were seized by police in a raid. The director was forced to view the film in the judge's chambers and all hardcore material was removed.