I just read a scholarly article on menopause.....

SilvaTungDevil

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As it turns out, 2/3 of women report excessive flatulence during menopause. Some girls have all the luck! The only thing I have to look forward to is asscancer.
 
As it turns out, 2/3 of women report excessive flatulence during menopause. Some girls have all the luck! The only thing I have to look forward to is asscancer.

Fear not! If you live long enough, you'll experience excessive flatuence too. You will probably have hearing problems as well so you won't hear the farts.
 
I tell ya, I don't know how accurate or true that is but the little woman went through the change and farted like a wild beast. It was awful. Of course it could be that after all these years she finall said "fuck it" and just let 'em rip whenever but she wasn't exactly shy about it before.
 
I know this lady that never closes her bedroom window, even in winter when it's blow zero...for the past 10 years. Yeah. Flatulence. Big deal.
 
I mainly seem to get cold easier and not sweat when it's very hot outside.
 
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