I just love it when laurel says fuck.

Is it the fucking word word...

...or just Laurel fucking saying it. Fuck I hate fucking cliques...
 
Wait a minute, Laurel, didnt you meant to say....

:p
 
I'm a nutbar????

As someone famous once said on a Nirvana thread "Absofuckinglutely"
 
In that case I think I'd be quite happy with that.

But who's going to eat me then?
 
Blushing,,, shh don't tell them. There might still be a few around that think I am sweet and innocent.
 
Not likely Merelan. Cheffie I would eat you in a minute if my mouth wasn't already full with a piece of oatcake.
 
No one? There isn't anyone around I can fool anymore. Darn.
Pass the oatcake. Chef, got a fresh pot going?
 
Actually, I get a charge out of her saying it, too!

And I keep running into you in these threads, Merelan. Has indyweasel given you your necklace yet? Is it safe for me to come in?
 
You really think I know what
A nut bar
An oatcake
Really are?

Oh Laurel just please say fuck again... make a cheffie satisfied.
 
Laurel

I been lookin' at your little porn site here and I'm very impressed.

I wonda if youse tink youse might need some assistance protectin' dis site here from certain govermental agencies which might be of a mind ta try and shut youse down here. I have extensive expertise in dealing wit said agancies, especially dose ratfuck muddafuckas da FBI.

I would hate ta see dat happen. As you may have guessed I am a strong supporta of both the 1st and 5th amandments to da U.S. contitution.

I would hate to see anyting bad happen ta dis here site which youse have woiked so hard on.

Gimme a call if youse decide youse might be in need of my services.
 
Svedish chef, are youse a representative of dis Laurel person, cuz I don't deal wit no small-time hoods, see?

Now if youse is da real ting den meet at my club, Bada-Bing! at 9:00 tonight.

And come alone. We'll talk. Maybe we can do some business.
 
Yes I is a reprasentative of Boss Laurel, I aint no two bit hood.

I come alone, cept I have to bring my lil bro, he needs me. Names Beaker. S'ok big tony?
 
I dunno. Paulie, pat him down, see if he's carryin.

Now what I'm tinkin' Mr. Cheffie is dis- I'm tinkin' dat little miss Laurel would not like ta have her soivers go down for any length of time. Dis would be very bad. People like dis whacko KillaMuffin chick might want ta come out ta San Diego and put da hoit on youse guys. I hoid she's a little nuts, if ya knowse what I mean.

So I'm tinkin' maybe foity percent of da montly gross might be just about right to keep youse soivers hummin' right along wit no problems.

Dat is unless youse got some kinda objections?
 
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