i just lost my shite.

[neci]

my mom told me she was going to ban me from social media.

 

[islandman]

Reported for being underage.

 

[neci]

daddy?

 

[neci]

speaking of daddies, i saw 50 shades of grey for the first time tonight.

now i want my pussy beat with a belt.

 

[islandman]

Not yours, no.

 

[neci]

that's a relief.

 

[islandman]

You ain't kidding.