I just learned how to fix a broken zipper on Facebook

[ms_ann_thrope]

Give that Zuckerberg another billion. He sure earned it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

How do you fix a zipper?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I lied. I didn't watch the video. I could friend you and share it...

But then you would see all my friends and then you would understand.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Why would you need to fix a zipper?

 

[Aella_]

Why would you need to fix a zipper?

Here he goes again.
Because it's broken, duuuh!! Or perhaps You wouldn't mind walking around with unzipped pants?
Signed,
"The ugly friend that makes everyone else feel like a genius"

 

[DesEsseintes]

Here he goes again.
Because it's broken, duuuh!! Or perhaps You wouldn't mind walking around with unzipped pants?
Signed,
"The ugly friend that makes everyone else feel like a genius"

In this country, one can buy new zippers and, indeed, new trousers.

 

[MonaLittle]

Nobody really minds seeing Shiny Conkers walking around with his fly open.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Most sweat pants don't have zippers.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GtXWGDb2ppo

Found it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That video doesn't help, they lied.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I lied. I didn't watch the video. I could friend you and share it...

But then you would see all my friends and then you would understand.

I'm the only dodo on Facebook, I have no friends.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

When my car breaks down, I just go buy a new car. That's how we do it here in the states.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Why would you need to fix a zipper?

Because the zipper broke on my favorite purse.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Because the zipper broke on my favorite purse.

But you are taking the money from the bleeding lips of the poor zip-fixing community. Sometimes, leading lights in the Light-Bulb Screwers and Amalgamated Bookshelf-Fixers Union approach me with tears in their eyes, saying I put their children through university.

I am proud of my indolence, since it provides employment for so many.

 

[DesEsseintes]

When my car breaks down, I just go buy a new car. That's how we do it here in the states.

Here in Europe, we have a chip that makes it look as if your car is running just fine. But oh, no, that won't do for you Americans.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Nobody really minds seeing Shiny Conkers walking around with his fly open.

I am afraid that there are those envious types, madam, who would think only of using my shiny conkers in their foul games.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Here in Europe, we have a chip that makes it look as if your car is running just fine. But oh, no, that won't do for you Americans.

I've driven in Europe. It's fucked up.

 

[parodyluvr75]

But you are taking the money from the bleeding lips of the poor zip-fixing community. Sometimes, leading lights in the Light-Bulb Screwers and Amalgamated Bookshelf-Fixers Union approach me with tears in their eyes, saying I put their children through university.

I am proud of my indolence, since it provides employment for so many.

Well bless you, I'm too poor to be lazy and I really love my purse. They can make their bread from someone else's bones.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Well bless you, I'm too poor to be lazy and I really love my purse. They can make their bread from someone else's bones.

You need a more generous employer.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I've driven in Europe. It's fucked up.

What, all of it? From sea to shining Kiev?

 

[parodyluvr75]

You need a more generous employer.

I've been looking.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

What, all of it? From sea to shining Kiev?

Just a small part but I extrapolated.

 

[about_average]

I didn't even know facebook had zippers.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I didn't even know facebook had zippers.

I thought the same thing!