I just got tongued!

[CharleyH]

Give a person an INCH and?

Well, apparently it turns to seven at least. MEN ARE HORNEY after port. Chicks have class - they wait til two ports.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Give a person an INCH and?

Well, apparently it turns to seven at least. MEN ARE HORNEY after port. Chicks have class - they wait til two ports.

Are you complaining, Charley? Or are you complaining that you weren't in control when it occured?

 

[nyte_byrd]

My mind is already taking notes here: "Must buy some PORT!"

 

[HeyNonnyNonny]

Yeah, port's the best. The Portuguese, perhaps unsurprisingly, claim it does contain some chemical with aphrosidiac qualities.

Sure. Alcohol and sugar. Works for me.

If you want a real treat, try Warre's Vintage Port 1989 (Quinta de Cavadinha). Its affordable and just LUSH.

 

[Guest]

Give a person an INCH and?

Well, apparently it turns to seven at least. MEN ARE HORNEY after port. Chicks have class - they wait til two ports.

No one can resist you, Charley.

 

[SummerMorning]

Give a person an INCH and?

Well, apparently it turns to seven at least. MEN ARE HORNEY after port. Chicks have class - they wait til two ports.

He had a SEVEN INCH TONGUE?!?

 

[Aurora Black]

Le sigh. Men just can't hold their liquor.

 

[Liar]

Braggart.

 

[CharleyH]

Are you complaining, Charley? Or are you complaining that you weren't in control when it occured?

Nah - lol - I just thought it funny. Unexpected from an old friend, but funny. I guess dinner was REALLY good! lol

Anyone ever had an unexpected tongue jabbed in their mouth? Or, alternately, jabbed one into an unsuspecting mouth?

 

[Liar]

Nah - lol - I just thought it funny. Unexpected from an old friend, but funny. I guess dinner was REALLY good! lol

Anyone ever had an unexpected tongue jabbed in their mouth? Or, alternately, jabbed one into an unsuspecting mouth?

Not mouth, no.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Nah - lol - I just thought it funny. Unexpected from an old friend, but funny. I guess dinner was REALLY good! lol

I doubt it was dinner that was on his mind. More likely desert.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Nah - lol - I just thought it funny. Unexpected from an old friend, but funny. I guess dinner was REALLY good! lol

Anyone ever had an unexpected tongue jabbed in their mouth? Or, alternately, jabbed one into an unsuspecting mouth?

I shoved it into my ex girlfriend's after lunch oneday. She tasted of eggplant, which I don't like. I think that was my last tongue kiss, now that I think about it...

No one had ever given me an unexpected tongue kiss.

 

[SummerMorning]

Nah - lol - I just thought it funny. Unexpected from an old friend, but funny. I guess dinner was REALLY good! lol

Anyone ever had an unexpected tongue jabbed in their mouth? Or, alternately, jabbed one into an unsuspecting mouth?

Sure ... er ... well ... I dunno if it was unexpected or not. Hm. Hm.

Yeah ... it was. I was at a nightclub, dancing, and a girl I hardly knew attempted to tongue me. I was flattered, but not interested.

With my new girl it was rather unexpected, but we've taken to blaming it on the white wine.

 

[Munachi]

i went out with a guy for a while who didn't like tongue kissing. he claims he never did it with any of the girls he went out with before, at least not the way i consider "normal" tongue kisses... so anytime he didn't expect it i tried to kiss him...

 

[Remec]

Nah - lol - I just thought it funny. Unexpected from an old friend, but funny. I guess dinner was REALLY good! lol

Anyone ever had an unexpected tongue jabbed in their mouth? Or, alternately, jabbed one into an unsuspecting mouth?

One time, I was back in the town I'd gone to college in for a visit. North Carolina, like most of the states in the Southeast, has a statewide audition for theatre jobs every year. If you do well, you get to go on to the regional conference as well; in the hopes of getting offers for summer employment.

That year, my old school was hosting the state conference and, even though I had sort of chickened out of actually auditioning, I got a ride down from Winston-Salem to hang out with friends I knew and go to my fraternity's Halloween party over that weekend.

At the party, I had made the rounds of people I used to know and was introduced to new members of old cliques--as well as some transfer students and freshmen--managing to have slip off to the dance floor with more than a few of them.

One girl intrigued me a bit more than the others 'cause I'd seen her around campus the last two years, but hadn't ever had a reason to know who she was until that weekend. As the night progressed, I danced with her more frequently until she had a monopoly on my card. (So to speak.)

During a series of slow numbers, I decided...what the heck...and leaned in to give her a light kiss on the lips only to have her mouth open completely, her arms squeeze me in closer, and her tongue dash out of her mouth and into mine.

Just the first surprise of the weekend, mind you.

 

[Guest]

and leaned in to give her a light kiss on the lips only to have her mouth open completely, her arms squeeze me in closer, and her tongue dash out of her mouth and into mine.

Just the first surprise of the weekend, mind you.

It has been my experience that if the first kiss is an open mouthed one, fun intense things follow.

 

[Remec]

It has been my experience that if the first kiss is an open mouthed one, fun intense things follow.

And they did, indeed. Was a whirlwind next several months. But it sort of imploded from the whole distance thing, among other issues.

 

[NoJo]

Le sigh. Men just can't hold their liquor.

How do French women hold their liquor?


Congratulations on your oral violation, Charley. <-- tonguing you

 

[The_Fool]

How do French women hold their liquor?


Congratulations on your oral violation, Charley. <-- tonguing you

Hey Joe, I like that, "Oral Violation." Can I blurt with that?

 

[NoJo]

Hey Joe, I like that, "Oral Violation." Can I blurt with that?

You can, but open a window first