I just got rocked out of bed after having a sex dream about HASHTAG!

[GimpyIntellect]

WTF??????????????????????????????

I don't know how to explain how this happened.

Maybe my subconscious is telling me I secretly lust after this woman. I don't know what to make of it. I'm in a panic. This is the craziest thing that's ever happened to me.

I don't know if I should go buy an engagement ring or get a psychological examination.

There we were, in my bed. Hashtag was riding my cock, bouncing up and down on me like a prolific pornstar. She had moves I had never witnessed before. Midway through, she told me she had a surprise and to close my eyes. Suddenly I felt this probing sensation against my ass - it was a sharpie! She was fucking me with a sharpie!

I liked it.

We were fucking each other like animals. Two filthy dogs in glorious heat.

When we were done she pulled out the sharpie, and wrote "Hashtag's" on my shaft.

She had marked me.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm even more sorry now...


So sorry...

 

[Saint Peter]

You might be the only Listser that can solve the sexual assignment question once and for all.

 

[hashtag45]

This is one of the most stupid "jokes" that I've seen here. And I've seen plenty.

And this is my only comment for this thread.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Going to try to go back to bed.

Will evaluate my life in the morning.

Changes need to be made. This is an eye-opener.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think you've come to the right place for group therapy.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Litherapy...


:caning:

 

[Adjudicator]

I hope you find some comfort in your day today after a nightmare like that.

 

[Disgustipated]

You should have posted it here, dumb-dumb; http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1341240

 

[barefootgirl69]

You should have posted it here, dumb-dumb; http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1341240

Maybe he's not sorry!

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I've wondered about HASH.

SUBDUED PASSION is who she reminds me of...all the time. Their cosmetic similarities are strong. I'm usually right about people.

Both use GB to medicate their depression and validate their prejudices of males..

 

[hashtag45]

I've wondered about HASH.

SUBDUED PASSION is who she reminds me of...all the time. Their cosmetic similarities are strong. I'm usually right about people.

Both use GB to medicate their depression and validate their prejudices of males..

Wtf makes you think that I'm prejudiced against all males?
Did you read my posts in LJ's threads?

Assholes who post and mock women on a porn site : yes. Normal men, some of whom post here too : no.

And depressed? With self-esteem as high as mine?
You're So perceptive lol.…

 

[eric60red]

I stopped having wet dreams when I was 17, have I been missing something?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What did they call them back in the 40s?

 

[Noor]

I stopped having wet dreams when I was 17, have I been missing something?

Some hormones?

 

[Darbhinder]

Gross. also, that was no sharpie going up your ass.

 

[Darbhinder]

This is one of the most stupid "jokes" that I've seen here. And I've seen plenty.

And this is my only comment for this thread.

Wtf makes you think that I'm prejudiced against all males?
Did you read my posts in LJ's threads?

Assholes who post and mock women on a porn site : yes. Normal men, some of whom post here too : no.

And depressed? With self-esteem as high as mine?
You're So perceptive lol.…

Oops.

 

[jezzilee]

Gross. also, that was no sharpie going up your ass.

Oh dear.

It'ss quite clear that Gimpster has some surpressed, maybe even repressed homo erotic fantasies...all the confusion regarding ###'s gender has been wreaking havoc on his psyche and torturing his soul!

 

[Darbhinder]

Oh dear.

It'ss quite clear that Gimpster has some surpressed, maybe even repressed homo erotic fantasies...all the confusion regarding ###'s gender has been wreaking havoc on his psyche and torturing his soul!

Just as long as he doesn't let him sign his face with that thing...

 

[jezzilee]

Just as long as he doesn't let him sign his face with that thing...

Okay, I *may* have giggled at that.

 

[Emerson40]

WTF??????????????????????????????

I don't know how to explain how this happened.

Maybe my subconscious is telling me I secretly lust after this woman. I don't know what to make of it. I'm in a panic. This is the craziest thing that's ever happened to me.

I don't know if I should go buy an engagement ring or get a psychological examination.

There we were, in my bed. Hashtag was riding my cock, bouncing up and down on me like a prolific pornstar. She had moves I had never witnessed before. Midway through, she told me she had a surprise and to close my eyes. Suddenly I felt this probing sensation against my ass - it was a sharpie! She was fucking me with a sharpie!

I liked it.

We were fucking each other like animals. Two filthy dogs in glorious heat.

When we were done she pulled out the sharpie, and wrote "Hashtag's" on my shaft.

She had marked me.

Gimpy, you poor, poor soul.

*shudders*

Your post brought to mind Old Hag Syndrome, or Night Hag, which I believe is old lore about a witch visiting you during sleep, causing sleep paralysis.

This fits on so many levels... perhaps the modern name should be Ol' Hashtag Syndrome.



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[Fata Morgana]

Laurelle, can we make this a sticky please! Thanks in advance.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Wtf makes you think that I'm prejudiced against all males?
Did you read my posts in LJ's threads?

Assholes who post and mock women on a porn site : yes. Normal men, some of whom post here too : no.

And depressed? With self-esteem as high as mine?
You're So perceptive lol.…

People rarely agree with me, but my assessments are almost always right. In real life it takes me about 15 minutes to know everything about you worth knowing. I'm a racist and homophobic and have one use for girls, but I know people. I mean, I spent many years assessing people for psychiatric admissions, 1000s of people.

I mean, only you know for sure how close I come to the real you, but I hardly expect you to confirm my opinion. C'mon, I don't mock you, and you don't like me. I don't think youre male...am I right? I generally ignore your posts just like you ignore mine.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[hashtag45]

People rarely agree with me, but my assessments are almost always right. In real life it takes me about 15 minutes to know everything about you worth knowing. I'm a racist and homophobic and have one use for girls, but I know people. I mean, I spent many years assessing people for psychiatric admissions, 1000s of people.

I mean, only you know for sure how close I come to the real you, but I hardly expect you to confirm my opinion. C'mon, I don't mock you, and you don't like me. I don't think youre male...am I right? I generally ignore your posts just like you ignore mine.

Well I have to agree. You tend to be quite right in your assessments, but not entirely in my case.
1.I was quite low in mood when I joined (and Lit. was an escape for me) but that's resolved. Completely situationally related.


2.And re being prejudiced against men (or women, or dogs or cats):

You're wrong on that, because you overlooked the major factor that led me to adopt certain aspects of my online persona:
The "hashtag is a sleazy, disgusting female impersonator who is trying to catfish GB men" vile and chronic harassment.
For an entire year. Ever since I fucking joined.

What sort of behaviors is someone who's under such bizarre suspicions / continuous attacks supposed to adopt? Other than trying to show no interest in sexuality, in order to avoid being picked on and harassed?
--- If there's any disdain that I harbour towards the male population: believe me, it developped only since I joined, because of my experience here. And only towards a certain category of male Lit. posters.
I always had healthy relationships with the opposite gender (romantic or friendship).
-- And re the other accusations: I'm not a repressed misogynist either: I just can't stand mean girls, and I attack them in a similar manner that they attacked me. An eye for an eye, and payback is a bitch.


3.If you care to look deeper, you'll see that I have completely normal, healthy interactions with Litsters (male and female) outside of the Blurt Thread coo-coo lot.