I Just Gave Some Guy the Finger..

[alexandraaah]

and the fucker thought I was *waving* at him, so he waved back.

How fucking annoying is that?

I'm walking my dog and there's a group of guys. One guy is all boisterous and shit, and he's going on and on about how their lame assed local band is going to draw such a big crowd.

He says, "Everyone's going...even SHE'S going!"

He then points at me across the street and, like, BARKS like a dog.

Ahem.

I raise my middle finger and wave it at him, but I'm holding a plastic bag to pick up my dog's shit. So, it appears as a wave. He waves back and mockingly says "Hey!" like he's gotten away with calling me a dog or something.

I say loudly and snottily, "Uh, yeah, how ya doin."

But I don't think it came out as snottily as I'd hoped.

Fucker.

He can line up next to Celine for a shin-kicking.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I so thought this thread was going to be about you fingering some guy's ass.

 

[Saint Peter]

alexandraaah told me to turn my head and cough. Then she told me to go see some sucky band. Unreal.

 

[alexandraaah]

I so thought this thread was going to be about you fingering some guy's ass.

I'll give this guy more than a finger up his ass.

But, shit, he'll probably like that too.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I know I would.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I raise my middle finger and wave it at him, but I'm holding a plastic bag to pick up my dog's shit. So, it appears as a wave. He waves back and mockingly says "Hey!" like he's gotten away with calling me a dog or something.

Now you know why you have been saving all that dog shit in plastic bags.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/38.gif

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: I Just Gave Some Guy the Finger..

Now you know why you have been saving all that dog shit in plastic bags.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/38.gif

Exactly.

What a prick.

 

[alexandraaah]

I know I would.

Yeah, me too.

I won't even make you bark at me first.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Be still my heart.

Her face is back.

I'm so glad this one is on my hard drive, doll.

 

[Sillyman]

I've moved on to women that make me meow first.

 

[Oilpainter]

Rock on Alexandraaah, Your thread made my evening. Give em hell.

 

[patient1]

and the fucker thought I was *waving* at him, so he waved back.

How fucking annoying is that?

I'm walking my dog and there's a group of guys. One guy is all boisterous and shit, and he's going on and on about how their lame assed local band is going to draw such a big crowd.

He says, "Everyone's going...even SHE'S going!"

He then points at me across the street and, like, BARKS like a dog.

Ahem.

I raise my middle finger and wave it at him, but I'm holding a plastic bag to pick up my dog's shit. So, it appears as a wave. He waves back and mockingly says "Hey!" like he's gotten away with calling me a dog or something.

I say loudly and snottily, "Uh, yeah, how ya doin."

But I don't think it came out as snottily as I'd hoped.

Fucker.

He can line up next to Celine for a shin-kicking.

Whenever somebody Blows their horn at me or gives me the finger, I pretend to misunderstand & wave back with a smile.

Either they get furious like you did, or they feel ashamed of themselves. Either way I win. & grin.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

and the fucker thought I was *waving* at him, so he waved back.

How fucking annoying is that?

I'm walking my dog and there's a group of guys. One guy is all boisterous and shit, and he's going on and on about how their lame assed local band is going to draw such a big crowd.

He says, "Everyone's going...even SHE'S going!"

He then points at me across the street and, like, BARKS like a dog.

Ahem.

I raise my middle finger and wave it at him, but I'm holding a plastic bag to pick up my dog's shit. So, it appears as a wave. He waves back and mockingly says "Hey!" like he's gotten away with calling me a dog or something.

I say loudly and snottily, "Uh, yeah, how ya doin."

But I don't think it came out as snottily as I'd hoped.

Fucker.

He can line up next to Celine for a shin-kicking.

You Were Just Not In Party Mode Like he Was! LOL

I Have Been Howling And Barking At Living Art, All Freaking Night!

Doomed....

Hello Alexandrahhh

You'll Get The Precise Amount Of Snottiness Next Time!

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Re: I Just Gave Some Guy the Finger..

Whenever somebody Blows their horn at me or gives me the finger, I pretend to misunderstand & wave back with a smile.

Either they get furious like you did, or they feel ashamed of themselves. Either way I win. & grin.

Excellent way to defuse the anger!

 

[TWB]

That was me.

I wanted your dog at my show.

bitchin'