I Just Drank An Entire Bottle Of Olive Oil. I've Already Shit My Liver.

[Marxist]

I was just checking out what it was like to be Sparky.


I don't like it. The sun is making my skin red.

 

[seXieleXie]

i thought maybe you had italian for dinner.

 

[Mischka]

First cold pressed, or a later pressing? It makes a difference.

 

[lavender]

 

[AusTess]

I had an Italian once.

Guido.


His hair was better than mine.
Bastard.

 

[brushstroke]

I Just Drank An Entire Bottle Of Olive Oil. I've Already Shit My Liver.


And there's me, trying to find some olive-oil to masturbate with...
what a waste!