I just coughed up...

[Ask For More]

An enourmous loogie....I think it's got it's own mini gravity.
Being ill sucks

 

[islandman]

My nose is so raw from constantly blowing it that I fear it will drop off my face any second now.

 

[Guest]

This is confusing. Are you saying you are straight man?

Being ill sucks. See how ill I am. ^^^^^^

 

[Ask For More]

My nose is so raw from constantly blowing it that I fear it will drop off my face any second now.

A feeling that I can sympathize with.
I'm not as weak today, but my nose and throat are completely clogged up and I'm coughing more. Does that make sense?

 

[Guest]

Does that make sense?

None whatsoever.

 

[islandman]

A feeling that I can sympathize with.
I'm not as weak today, but my nose and throat are completely clogged up and I'm coughing more. Does that make sense?

I swear if you were to cut me, I would bleed tea and lemon. And i've lost the power to play freecell.

 

[Ask For More]

And i've lost the power to play freecell.

Better call in the paramedics!

 

[Guest]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

[bknight2602]

Don't infect everyone else!

 

[Epiphany]

**distributing Puffs Plus with Lotion**

Chicken soup anyone?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

How Can One Produce This Much Snot!?

I Wonder How Much More My Head Weighs With The Tremendous Amount Of Mucous In It?
LOL

I Hope You're Well Soon

 

[islandman]

**distributing Puffs Plus with Lotion**

Chicken soup anyone?

I'll skip the soup and take the side.

 

[Ask For More]

I've managed to get some food in me now, first food I've managed to stomach in nearly 24 hours. Don't feel so weak now anyway.

The loogies have been lying low. I can feel them growing and festering though...

 

[Guest]

Poor babies........even sex sucks when you're sick so I'm no help.

 

[Epiphany]

**digging in closet for nurses uniform**


Y'all just need proper tending to, that's all.

 

[Ask For More]

Is that an offer? Nurse me baby!

 

[Epiphany]

Is that an offer? Nurse me baby!

Now now...don't go getting all worked up, you'll relapse.

Just lay still while I give you a sponge bath.

 

[Ask For More]

I guess being sick does have its plus points....

 

[Ham Murabi]

With practice, projectile loogies have been known to travel upwards of 22 feet.
I bought a blank canvas, framed it, and placed it on the wall opposite my customary seat in the family room, a mere 12 feet away. Using the full palette at my disposal — ingesting red and green cough syrup, chocolate, and lemon cough drops prior to expectorating — I was able to create a fairly convincing piece of abstract art without leaving my chair.
I sold it on Ebay for $1,215.

 

[Epiphany]

I guess being sick does have its plus points....

*takes pulse*

hmmm...your heart is racing a bit

 

[Imi]

An enourmous loogie....

LMAO *giggle snort* Oh god I needed that laugh!

Pass the puffs...

 

[Ask For More]

*takes pulse*

hmmm...your heart is racing a bit

It is? Any way of making me calm down a little?

 

[Ask For More]

With practice, projectile loogies have been known to travel upwards of 22 feet.
I bought a blank canvas, framed it, and placed it on the wall opposite my customary seat in the family room, a mere 12 feet away. Using the full palette at my disposal — ingesting red and green cough syrup, chocolate, and lemon cough drops prior to expectorating — I was able to create a fairly convincing piece of abstract art without leaving my chair.
I sold it on Ebay for $1,215.

With all that money you can buy me some medicine !

 

[Epiphany]

It is? Any way of making me calm down a little?

perhaps you need a relaxing massage

 

[Ask For More]

perhaps you need a relaxing massage

That might just work...