I hope UKIP take it.

the manifesto should be something about giving love to cock in order to create a better world. followed by detailed ideals of cock adoration.
 
the manifesto should be something about giving love to cock in order to create a better world. followed by detailed ideals of cock adoration.

oh-please-tell-me-more.jpg
 
there is more. there is lots more. first off, you're dealing with cock, and cock is a greedy bastard. his base needs are inherently selfish. he needs to invade and conquer, spilling his seed. he is also very tender and vulnerable. you don't just hang off an ape and go about living a peaceful life. you're beaten shoved around. your seed is wasted in socks and rubbers. all of this on a global level is just a boiling pot for war. an immediate intervention is required.
 
Eastleigh Bye-Election

Apart from the 3 main parties and UKIP:

The other candidates:

Colin Bex – Wessex Regionalists

David Bishop – Elvis Loves Pets Party

Jim Duggan – The Peace Party

Ray Hall – Beer, Baccy and Crumpet Party

Howling “Laud” Hope – Monster Raving Loony William Hill Party

Iain McClenann – National Health Action

Kevin Milburn – Christian Party "Proclaiming Christ's Lordship"

Daz Proctor – Trade Unionists and Socialists Against Cuts

Danny Stupple –Independent

Michael Walters – The English Democrats – “Putting England First!”
 
Every time I see that smug twat Farage on the telly I want to hit him with a bat.
 
Every time I see that smug twat Farage on the telly I want to hit him with a bat.

Proportional representation would probably have given it to the Conservatives. I'll bet Cameron wishes he'd supported it now.
 
Back
Top