I Hope They Can't Catch The Utah Mountain Man

rosco rathbone

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He's like an Edward Abbey novel come to life. Stay free, Mountain Man!

Of course in this era of drones and cams sooner or later they'll run him down.

Mountain Man
 
What society views as theft, the mountain man sees as a warning to stay off his mountain.
 
The Mountain Man needs stealth technology in order to remain free.
 
"And while there have been no violent confrontations, detectives say he's a time bomb.
Lately he has been leaving the cabins in disarray and riddled with bullets after defacing
religious icons, and a recent note left behind in one cabin warned, "Get off my mountain."

yikes

Did he buy the whole mountain, when they were not watching?
So much, for respect of other people's property....
 
The Mountain Man is not pleased.

This free range man is getting close to being put down or being imprisoned.
 
There is nothing more dangerous than a free ranging lib. :D

He's a jack mormon from one of those creepy towns on the Utah border where every other house is a compound full of teen brides. The old men throw the manchildren out when they get hair on their pubes to reduce the competition for woman flesh.
 
He's a jack mormon from one of those creepy towns on the Utah border where every other house is a compound full of teen brides. The old men throw the manchildren out when they get hair on their pubes to reduce the competition for woman flesh.

So you suspect his is a Lit member!:eek:
 
He's a jack mormon from one of those creepy towns on the Utah border where every other house is a compound full of teen brides. The old men throw the manchildren out when they get hair on their pubes to reduce the competition for woman flesh.

You know your country is fucked up, right?
 
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