I Hope Drugs Are to Blame for Anna Nicole Smith's Behavior.

[alexandraaah]

Could she really be that idiotic?

I mean, really?

Ex: some dude in her posse explained to her, in simplest terms, that "people in other countries are putting bombs on themselves and going into public places to kill people."

Her response?

"Oh my God, really? Don't they think it will hurt?"

Someone tell me she's on drugs.

Even if it's a lie.

I think it's what I need to hear right now.

 

[Phoenyx]

She is on Drugs!!! Its True

 

[Sillyman]

Do they really do that? Gosh. That must really mess up their clothes.

 

[Siren]

 

[pipercatt]

That's my hope as well.

Although I am considering adding this quote to my sig line:

"Yanno those bumper stickers that say 'Shit happens and then you die?' They should say 'Shit happens and then you live.' 'Cause thats what really happens...mmm hmmm."

 

[deliciously_naughty]

The silicon leaked and has killed off the few brain cells she had left.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Could she really be that idiotic?

I mean, really?

Ex: some dude in her posse explained to her, in simplest terms, that "people in other countries are putting bombs on themselves and going into public places to kill people."

Her response?

"Oh my God, really? Don't they think it will hurt?"

Someone tell me she's on drugs.

Even if it's a lie.

I think it's what I need to hear right now.

Actually its not likely to hurt at all.
They die pretty much instantly

 

[alexandraaah]

Coming out of her mouth, miss Piper, that was pure eloquence.

Seriously, I don't know much about this ding-dong.

Anyone who can fill me in?

 

[Rubyfruit]

She's definitely on drugs and has been for a very long time.

I taped the show but haven't watched it yet. Is it entertaining at all?

 

[Mischka]

The silicon leaked and has killed off the few brain cells she had left.

But wait, I thought her chest naturally increased after the birth of her child.

*bats eyes*

 

[Guest]

I wonder how much of it is an act - she was certainly smart enough to become very wealthy, even taking on her very old and recently deceased husband's family in court -

 

[alexandraaah]

She's definitely on drugs and has been for a very long time.

I taped the show but haven't watched it yet. Is it entertaining at all?

It is in the sense that you hang there in disbelief that anyone could actually be that way.

It's sort of a perverted sensationalism that's mostly annoying.

Kinda like that thread...

 

[scylis]

The silicon leaked and has killed off the few brain cells she had left.

she had brain cells?

 

[pipercatt]

Ruby it was like rubbernecking on the highway at a 4-car pile-up.
You can't help but watch with your mouth hanging up in disbelief.

Seriously.

 

[alexandraaah]

I can't put my finger on what drug, save utter stupidity, makes someone act that way.

She has trouble simply moving around, and no it's not because of her size...she's just...slow and really tired looking.

I'm perplexed.

I'll get over it in a few minutes.

 

[Ice Cold]

I don't know... from most of the previous stuff I have seen about her , I'd have to say she was never one of the brightest light bulbs out there... she could just be one of those who are just genetically clueless out there.

 

[pipercatt]

I can't put my finger on what drug, save utter stupidity, makes someone act that way.

She has trouble simply moving around, and no it's not because of her size...she's just...slow and really tired looking.

I'm perplexed.

I'll get over it in a few minutes.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one trying to play, "Name that drug" while watching.

 

[Siren]

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm thinking it's abuse of prescription something or other; no mainstream drug that I can think of does that to a person while they also gain weight.

She could be drunk, I suppose.

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[Problem Child]

She could be drunk, I suppose.

Or simply from Texas.

 

[alexandraaah]

Is she heavy again?

I don't have much to compare it to, but I've just now seen a picture of her when she was a Guess model and she was heavy in a really sexy as hell way...what a great body.

Now, she just looks dumpy and trashy but her weight has nothing to do with that.

 

[Wrong Element]

I'm sure she is genuinely stupid, but I also think a lot of it is calculated outrageousness, in an attempt to mimic the apparently real outrageousness of The Osbournes. You'll be able to see the acting in all of these Ozzy-knockoff "reality" shows coming down the pike--in fact, I have no doubt the Osbournes themselves will be a lot more self-conscious from now on.

 

[alexandraaah]

Or simply from Texas.

Had you pm'd me this theory from the get-go, we could have avoided yet another thread to be archived in the draaahstartslameassedthreads files.

Siren, I'm sure your mother in law appreciates that adorable pet name.