NaokoSmith
Honourable Slut
- Joined
- Jul 10, 2012
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Sometimes I see new posters having a pop at this board. They think there’s a lot of mean bitching and they say it’s clique-y.
I’m not sure what they expect from an internet chat board where writers of smut get together. I don’t know why they think it will be different to Real Life communities, where people who have been chatting for a long time develop close-knit cosy friendships and are cautious about getting to know new people before cuddling up to them.
This is my li’l thread for saying Thank You to people who post on here: new and old, trolls and tarts ... I mean auspicious writers of elegant and refined porn.
I came on here two years ago. My life then was crap. I was looking at losing everything. Not just my job, everything.
I was kinda wary about posting on here, I thought it would be full of stalkers and Dirty Old Men.
Well, I was right about the Dirty Old Men, thank God! After a bit, I got my courage up and I flirted very outrageously with one Dirty Old Man. TBH, I treated him pretty badly. He ignored me for a long time. Eventually I got the chance to say, Sorry, I was just a stupid Newbie, sorry I was rude to you. He is a real good friend nowadays, even if he does say I am too young for him
.
What I actually found on here were all kinds of friends. People let me cry on their virtual shoulder about my crap life. They flirted with me and made me feel good about myself. They listened to my points about writing and said they were useful, and I felt better about myself. They gave me reality checks, they said: “You are not unreasonable, people are being mean to you, you deserve better.” People I met on here have sometimes sent me presents in Real Life. I have been known to knit an Elf Hat for Someone, LOL. Sometimes people even gave me good advice about my writing! So many people have been kind to me on here that it would take forever for me to post all your names.
Some people are also saying there is too much other stuff going on in here. We should focus on serious important threads talking seriously about our serious writing.
I mean, seriously?!!
We are writers! We look for inspiration everywhere, we love to read about strange news items and to play word games in order to get the creative juices going. OK, sometimes we get other juices going and are inspired by each other <snerk>, and that’s fun too. There is always flirting going on by the water cooler in any office, as well as some good bitching about how other things in your life are going wrong - things that prevent you from getting on with your writing so you get a cup of virtual tea off someone and feel better and go back to your writing.
On here I have had good advice for everything from which category to post my stories in, to how to change the water in the wishy-washy-wiper bottle in my car. I come in here most days to see my friends, read about writing problems and practice my flirting, I mean writing skills
, in the word game threads.
This is not a democracy. It’s a site owned by people who are pretty generous about allowing all kinds of ‘free speech’ (*cough cough*bitching!). It must be run well because lots of people come in and put stories up and also come on this board to chat and make friends and get advice.
I love it here, trolls and all. In fact, if only I hadn’t been elected a School Governor I would get a t-shirt saying: ‘I
Authors’ Hangout on Literotica’ and post pictures of my tits in it. Uh ... not that ... lovingly cared for antiques, these days, guys. You are not missing anything
.
Thank you everyone who posts in here. Yes, you too, trolls. Sometimes I come on in a mood and put a li’l cracker up your bum and have a real good larf about it – thank you so much for that. And sometimes you too give me good advice about writing, thank you sincerely for that.
If someone was kind to you, feel free to pop in here and say Thank You. There is a lot of secret kindness going on here although we do like to play a li’l mindfuck game when we are bored
.
I’m not sure what they expect from an internet chat board where writers of smut get together. I don’t know why they think it will be different to Real Life communities, where people who have been chatting for a long time develop close-knit cosy friendships and are cautious about getting to know new people before cuddling up to them.
This is my li’l thread for saying Thank You to people who post on here: new and old, trolls and tarts ... I mean auspicious writers of elegant and refined porn.
I came on here two years ago. My life then was crap. I was looking at losing everything. Not just my job, everything.
I was kinda wary about posting on here, I thought it would be full of stalkers and Dirty Old Men.
Well, I was right about the Dirty Old Men, thank God! After a bit, I got my courage up and I flirted very outrageously with one Dirty Old Man. TBH, I treated him pretty badly. He ignored me for a long time. Eventually I got the chance to say, Sorry, I was just a stupid Newbie, sorry I was rude to you. He is a real good friend nowadays, even if he does say I am too young for him
What I actually found on here were all kinds of friends. People let me cry on their virtual shoulder about my crap life. They flirted with me and made me feel good about myself. They listened to my points about writing and said they were useful, and I felt better about myself. They gave me reality checks, they said: “You are not unreasonable, people are being mean to you, you deserve better.” People I met on here have sometimes sent me presents in Real Life. I have been known to knit an Elf Hat for Someone, LOL. Sometimes people even gave me good advice about my writing! So many people have been kind to me on here that it would take forever for me to post all your names.
Some people are also saying there is too much other stuff going on in here. We should focus on serious important threads talking seriously about our serious writing.
I mean, seriously?!!

On here I have had good advice for everything from which category to post my stories in, to how to change the water in the wishy-washy-wiper bottle in my car. I come in here most days to see my friends, read about writing problems and practice my flirting, I mean writing skills
This is not a democracy. It’s a site owned by people who are pretty generous about allowing all kinds of ‘free speech’ (*cough cough*bitching!). It must be run well because lots of people come in and put stories up and also come on this board to chat and make friends and get advice.
I love it here, trolls and all. In fact, if only I hadn’t been elected a School Governor I would get a t-shirt saying: ‘I

Thank you everyone who posts in here. Yes, you too, trolls. Sometimes I come on in a mood and put a li’l cracker up your bum and have a real good larf about it – thank you so much for that. And sometimes you too give me good advice about writing, thank you sincerely for that.
If someone was kind to you, feel free to pop in here and say Thank You. There is a lot of secret kindness going on here although we do like to play a li’l mindfuck game when we are bored
