I haven't touched a woman since...

[Zamdrist]

Mid December. Any ideas on how I might remedy that situation?

 

[Guest]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Lower your standards.

 

[AzureAngel]

Gonna guess talkin' on the forum's not moving you any closer. *Chuckles.*

 

[Zamdrist]

Gonna guess talkin' on the forum's not moving you any closer. *Chuckles.*

Damn...you know, I never thought of that...

 

[just pet]

How much touching did you have in mind? Does it need to be meaningful?

pet

 

[Zamdrist]

How much touching did you have in mind? Does it need to be meaningful?

pet

LOL!

Nah...just hot, sweaty, muscle quivering, cum blasting SEX! LOL

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I haven't touched a women since.......

no wait no since, Just haven't touched one

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Got $50.00?

There's a truck stop on I-65. . . .

 

[just pet]

LOL!

Nah...just hot, sweaty, muscle quivering, cum blasting SEX! LOL

I'll leave the light on

pet

 

[AzureAngel]

Damn...you know, I never thought of that...

Same here, Zam, as I sat wondering why I was alone. *Snickers.* Go team!

 

[SINthysist]

Damn, beat out by a Hoosier...

Just go downtown.


Better yet. Go to the XXX movie theater. Some of the guys look just like girls, and they DO want to be touched...

 

[CurlyGirly]

LOL!
Nah...just hot, sweaty, muscle quivering, cum blasting SEX! LOL

Well come on down to Iowa...I'm sure we could help you out. My roomate hasn't touched a guy in a while. But she even may get laid this weekend. People in Iowa have nothing better to do. We'll help ya out. *giggle*

 

[Zamdrist]

Cool. Great idea! No really, every, thanks LOL. I'm being silly...though it's the darn sad truth of it.

 

[CurlyGirly]

It's not too far...

You're only about 300 miles from here. *laughs*
Hope you get your remedy soon.

 

[Ice Cold]

December... damn I only wish it was December... I'm forgetting what they feel like.