I haven't started a thread in years!

[alexandraaah]

So I come from a long line of exaggeraters.

Come play with Draaah.

It'll be fun.

Maybe.

Tell me, what're all ya mooks doing up right now?

 

[Shaq]

Elisha Cuthbert is on Late Late Night.


Let me go find my lube.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I'm just hanging out with Lady D, making fun of other people on Lit.

 

[alexandraaah]

Elisha Cuthbert is on Late Late Night.


Let me go find my lube.

Yippee! Hardly any of that makes sense to me but you sound happy.

If you're happy, then I'm happy.

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm just hanging out with Lady D, making fun of other people on Lit.

Very nice.

Toss an insult my way.

I'm a complete loser.

Yeah!

 

[Kitte]

I am on a three way call with Summery and Caly

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Do you send sexually explicit pm's to people you dont even know? If not, then you are not a loser.

But I could train you to be one, if you like.

 

[alexandraaah]

I am on a three way call with Summery and Caly

Very sexxxy.

I'm remembering why I don't start threads.

I suck balls at it.

 

[Shaq]

Yippee! Hardly any of that makes sense to me but you sound happy.

If you're happy, then I'm happy.

Cute girl will soon be on tv.

Masturbation may be immient.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I am on a three way call with Summery and Caly

Say hi to caly for me. Tell her I still lust her.

 

[medjay]

Right now I'm contemplating whether I should spend tomorrow caulking the windows and putting weather stripping on the doors of my apartment.

The Chicago winter has officially arrived.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Very sexxxy.

I'm remembering why I don't start threads.

I suck balls at it.

You suck balls? OK, I lust you too!!!

 

[Shaq]

Say hi to caly for me. Tell her I still lust her.

And tell Summery I said hi.

Not for any particular reason considering we don't know each other.

But it may make her feel special.

Or terribly uneasy.

Either way...

 

[alexandraaah]

Right now I'm contemplating whether I should spend tomorrow caulking the windows and putting weather stripping on the doors of my apartment.

The Chicago winter has officially arrived.

It's way too fucking cold. I'm considering getting my dog a litter box.

But he's 8 years old and really big, so probably not.

Anyways.

 

[lilminx]

I'm on right now, Draah, waiting for the last 10 minutes to finish out my week- bleah. How are ya, babe?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Hey Lady!

I'm willing to play. But I'm not doing much exciting stuff. Why don't you tell me what you'd like for me to be doing and maybe I'll do it?

 

[alexandraaah]

And tell Summery I said hi.

Not for any particular reason considering we don't know each other.

But it may make her feel special.

Or terribly uneasy.

Either way...

You're funny.

Have you always been funny?

I even saw something in another thread that you wrote that gave me a chuckle.

Wooha!

 

[calypso_21]

Say hi to caly for me. Tell her I still lust her.

Hey me boyo! How's doin??? I saw this!

 

[teddybear4play]

Cute girl will soon be on tv.

Masturbation may be immient.

I'd say so:

TB4p

 

[superlittlegirl]

Right now I'm contemplating whether I should spend tomorrow caulking the windows and putting weather stripping on the doors of my apartment.

The Chicago winter has officially arrived.

Caulk, definitely. It'll save you on heating bills. Plus, there's nothing like a caulk gun to make you feel really butch. It's good stuff.

 

[alexandraaah]

Hey Lady!

I'm willing to play. But I'm not doing much exciting stuff. Why don't you tell me what you'd like for me to be doing and maybe I'll do it?

I smiled when I saw your picture, dollface. I miss you in these parts. Get your ass back here, though I can't tempt you with the weather.

We could get cozy and have our way with each other, though.

Again.

I'm on right now, Draah, waiting for the last 10 minutes to finish out my week- bleah. How are ya, babe?

I need 85 more minutes, dammit! Amazing the guys who want phone sex the night before Thanksgiving, eh?

I don't know why it's amazing.

It just is.

 

[Shaq]

You're funny.

Have you always been funny?

I even saw something in another thread that you wrote that gave me a chuckle.

Wooha!

My humor was cultured for years but remained dormant until 9th grade.

Then it was released onto the populace...

Before that I was freakishly boring.

 

[Shaq]

I'd say so:

TB4p

You're reaching for lube too I see...

Happy viewing!

 

[kotori]

Very sexxxy.

I'm remembering why I don't start threads.

I suck balls at it.

You say that like it's a bad thing, 'Draaah.

How's it going, bubby?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Hey me boyo! How's doin??? I saw this!

Doing just great me darlin' gurl.