I haven't posted one of these in ages...any ladies want to chat? (Watch this bomb!)

[ExiledWelshman]

I'm 37, male, UK. Geek, funny(ish), friendly, interested in new people.

*Sigh* this is why I haven't posted one of these in a while. Hard work.

I'm far more engaging in conversation, at least I hope so. I don't really mind what we chat about, I can converse on most topics! Please be literate though...that said, beggars can't be choosers!

Anyway, if anyone feels inspired enough (HA!) drop me a line!!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Watching...watching...watching...

Too bad I deleted kik. We could talk about your househunting as well as your friends and family flying perks. I think flying over for lunch would be so much fun. No luggage to pack, just grab my purse and go.

How do I get on the friend list?

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Watching...watching...watching...

Too bad I deleted kik. We could talk about your househunting as well as your friends and family flying perks. I think flying over for lunch would be so much fun. No luggage to pack, just grab my purse and go.

How do I get on the friend list?

Well I only get 4 flights a month, times are hard you know. But the limo service is pretty much unlimited!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Well I only get 4 flights a month, times are hard you know. But the limo service is pretty much unlimited!

Only 4? Is life still worth living?

I'll take the limo to whatever classless fast food drive through you guys have. I like to keep it real.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Only 4? Is life still worth living?

I'll take the limo to whatever classless fast food drive through you guys have. I like to keep it real.

You do realise this is a stretch limo, right? It won't get around the tight corners of our local drive through.

 

[Iceprincess12]

You do realise this is a stretch limo, right? It won't get around the tight corners of our local drive through.

Pssh. Our limo drivers don't care how tight it is. They'll get in. Especially if they want a tip.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Pssh. Our limo drivers don't care how tight it is. They'll get in. Especially if they want a tip.

Hey, they're paid well enough already. You Americans and your bloody tipping culture

 

[Iceprincess12]

Hey, they're paid well enough already. You Americans and your bloody tipping culture

European trips require no tipping? I'm pretty sure I would be called a cheap American.

What if I tip in pesos? You're very proud of your multi-cultural equality. I'll say I'm supporting our poor half cousins twice removed.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

European trips require no tipping? I'm pretty sure I would be called a cheap American.

What if I tip in pesos? You're very proud of your multi-cultural equality. I'll say I'm supporting our poor half cousins twice removed.

You may as well tip with jelly beans!

 

[Iceprincess12]

You may as well tip with jelly beans!

Seriously? You Europeans will take anything we Americans dish out

I used to love visiting the jelly belly factory when I went to California. I could get a huge bag of screwups for under $5.

I can't wait to palm some of them to the concierge at a luxury hotel. I'll ask about the underground sex clubs and when he looks surprised and thrilled at my bribe, I'll tell him there's a lot more where that came from.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Seriously? You Europeans will take anything we Americans dish out

I used to love visiting the jelly belly factory when I went to California. I could get a huge bag of screwups for under $5.

I can't wait to palm some of them to the concierge at a luxury hotel. I'll ask about the underground sex clubs and when he looks surprised and thrilled at my bribe, I'll tell him there's a lot more where that came from.

Underground sex clubs are ten a penny. Or jelly bean.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Underground sex clubs are ten a penny. Or jelly bean.

Now I'm disappointed. Sounds as if sex clubs are basically as popular as Starbucks. Now I need to consider my plan b. Staring like an idiot at your giant ferris wheel. Not like I didn't see Johnny from Fantastic Four almost break it...I didn't stare then either.

You've just made me a tourist.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Now I'm disappointed. Sounds as if sex clubs are basically as popular as Starbucks. Now I need to consider my plan b. Staring like an idiot at your giant ferris wheel. Not like I didn't see Johnny from Fantastic Four almost break it...I didn't stare then either.

You've just made me a tourist.

Apologies. I'll up the flights to 5 a month and lay on all the champagne you can drink.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Apologies. I'll up the flights to 5 a month and lay on all the champagne you can drink.

Agree to make the champagne a 2016 Canada Dry ginger ale and we have a deal. I'll ooh and ahh at every tourist attraction you show me.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Agree to make the champagne a 2016 Canada Dry ginger ale and we have a deal. I'll ooh and ahh at every tourist attraction you show me.

You're on!

 

[Iceprincess12]

You're on!

(Friend list...check)

Tomorrow, the world!

I still need to get my passport. I want to procrastinate as long as possible.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

(Friend list...check)

Tomorrow, the world!

I still need to get my passport. I want to procrastinate as long as possible.

Too late.

Palms have been greased and your passport is being fast-tracked!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Too late.

Palms have been greased and your passport is being fast-tracked!

I'm not ready yet! The jury is still out on pink or red lipstick.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I'm not ready yet! The jury is still out on pink or red lipstick.

Pink for the flight, red for when you meet me.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Pink for the flight, red for when you meet me.

I think that goes against some lipstick law. Red and pink have very different eyeshadow requirements. Plus undertone comes into play. Cool eyeshadow with warm lipstick...how could I possibly live that down? Might as well switch to wet n wild right now and call every day Halloween!

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I think that goes against some lipstick law. Red and pink have very different eyeshadow requirements. Plus undertone comes into play. Cool eyeshadow with warm lipstick...how could I possibly live that down? Might as well switch to wet n wild right now and call every day Halloween!

wet n wild sounds good to me

 

[Iceprincess12]

wet n wild sounds good to me

Oh my!! I forget the male brain doesn't always stay on track. It's a really cheap drugstore makeup line.

Keep daydreaming while I sleep

Let me know available flight dates, I want to make sure those are not blacked out for foot masks. (Ha. Let's see you make that sexual.). Thank you for keeping me awake and entertained.

Happy Friday!