I haven't gone...

[gauchecritic]

Dear Joe,
your absence if felt.

Much luck,

Yui

And that's the whole problem. If your absence was corduroy or denim then it would be much easier to iron.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Dear Joe,

Please come back soon...your absence if felt.

Yui

I'll say it's felt. That absinthe is one potent potable. I didn't know Joe was going around plying innocent young female-type persons of the opposite s-e-x with absinthe. To me the stuff tastes like crap, but it will ever more knock you on your assets. Now I know why all the gals are carrying on. It ain't Joe they're missing, it's his juice.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Brushed velvet?

Yes, bottle green brushed velvet. So Joe.

 

[Guest]

And that's the whole problem.

Being a child at heart is a good thing, I think.

But being unable to grow out of childish stupidity is a massive problem.

 

[yui]

And that's the whole problem. If your absence was corduroy or denim then it would be much easier to iron.

Damn, damn, damn! There are definitely moments when my idiocy shines brighter than others, eh? May I blame it on my chintz-y spell check?

 

[gauchecritic]

Damn, damn, damn! There are definitely moments when my idiocy shines brighter than others, eh? May I blame it on my chintz-y spell check?

Nothing wrong with your spelling Yui. Same word different meaning, that's all.

Svet. What? (and what? also for the meeow remark on the other thread) (and stop stalking me. it's creepy)

 

[Guest]

Svet. What? (and what? also for the meeow remark on the other thread) (and stop stalking me. it's creepy)

But not as creepy as you-know-who.

 

[cantdog]

He's gotcha there, gauche. Zing!

 

[gauchecritic]

He's gotcha there, gauche. Zing!

You're quite right except for the guardian unlimited AV and the disappear-reappear trick I'd never have guessed in a million years.

 

[Guest]

He's got me fooled.

 

[TheEarl]

Whenever I see this thread's title, I get a memory-connection to Spamalot.

I am not dead yet,
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the highland fling
I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call a doctor cause I'm not yet dead.
- You're not fooling anyone you know. Look over there!
- I feel happy. I feel happy. I fe... <CLUMP!>
- Oh look. He's gone.

The Earl