I haven't fucked a Literotican!!

[J.B.]

but I want to.

 

[curious2c]

Yeah! What she said!

 

[bluespoke]

but I want to.

Ah don't we all!

 

[Spaceboy]

I hear Spicecake wants a dick...you two should hook up.

 

[J.B.]

are you claiming I have a dick?!?!?!



*checks just to be sure*

Nope no dick.

 

[plasticman33]

You haven't? Why not?

 

[Cleopatra]

If I did, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't start a thread about it.

 

[Spaceboy]

are you claiming I have a dick?!?!?!



*checks just to be sure*

Nope no dick.

*sigh* Would it help if I typoed a lot-could you keep up better that way?
She wants a dick, if she magically grew said dick, she could fuck you, you being a fellow literotican-hence you both would be fucking people from lit.

Got it?

 

[curious2c]

If I did, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't start a thread about it.

Absoulutely...I am not the kind to...umm...well..kiss and tell.

 

[J.B.]

You haven't? Why not?

'cause I'm in California and he's not

*sigh* Would it help if I typoed a lot-could you keep up better that way?
She wants a dick, if she magically grew said dick, she could fuck you, you being a fellow literotican-hence you both would be fucking people from lit.

Got it?

you're such a smart ass.



Leave my typos alone! They’re happy living in my posts.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

What would you do if a Litster you wanna shag is across the country, and worse yet they're a major mr/mrs right candidate to boot?

Hmmmmmmm?

 

[teddybear4play]

but I want to.

You didn't specify, but I know you meant me.

It's mutual.

TB4p

 

[BgMma]

Hee hee hee.......JB is so cute when she parodies.

 

[curious2c]

Well it's been hours and I still haven't had sex with a literotican. Damn... how long does something like this take anyway?

 

[BgMma]

LMAO

 

[Rhys]

I *still* say gentlemen do not kiss and tell

 

[curious2c]

I *still* say gentlemen do not kiss and tell

Gentlemen don't. Heh...they may write stories about it later, changing the names to protect the guil...I mean innocent.

 

[Georgia Girl]

What would you do if a Litster you wanna shag is across the country, and worse yet they're a major mr/mrs right candidate to boot?

Hmmmmmmm?

Delta is ready when you are.

 

[frankies90]

Don't feel alone hon....I haven't had that pleasure of having a literarian....yet either

 

[lobito]

me either, but I kissed one.

 

[TWB]

but I want to.

Have you asked anyone?

 

[dreamer]

I have.

 

[Romial]

I haven't fucked one yet either. But there's a few that I would love to tho.

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Well, hubby has a whopping 20 posts after 1 1/2 years so I guess he qualifies as a Literotican. So yes, I have had a Literotican. or as best I can remember.....he works nights and I work days *sigh*

 

[frankies90]

Hmmm if I remember right...the asking was mutual. It's just not happened yet