I have...

[italianGod]

I have a new cute friend

 

[Morrigu]

I have thrown myself off a bridge a number of times...............attached to a rope of course

 

[italianGod]

I have 12 bottles of wine at home and one is 7 year old !

 

[knuckingfutz]

totally lost patience with putting an avatar on my page grrrr.......

 

[italianGod]

I have offered you help lovely lady...wont u take that ?

 

[Rumorhasit13]

I've had women do body shots of me with beer.. for lack of anything else in the house.. lol.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have many awards

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I have many books.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have caught a football with one hand from a long distance.

 

[whambam]

I have been hit by a double-decker bus.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have flipped over a car door and landed on my feet it just knocked the wind out of me.

 

[cookiejar]

I have had a baby with no meds. Well it was a big thing for me!

 

[WyldBreeze]

I have to go do yardwork. Grrrr.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have hurt my knuckle and don't know how LOL